If you could be a creature in the half life universe, what would you be?

Half-Life Series
#101

I can be a Combine Advisor and they got telekinesis to control you

#102

Oh? I thoght you would want to be your username…

#103

Thats cooler because i will kill you and rape you. :slight_smile:

#104

Gay pedo zombie then?

#105

Still the same thing.

#106

the combine advisers they get to distroy things with there minds… never mind there tungs look like dicks.

the Gonarch oh wait it sucks it shits out head crabs i don’t want ass pain.

the vorts they are cool and you get to electrocute things. and you can stat generators with out having to charge them or put battery’s in them.

#107

Who said anything about a Gonarch?

#108

… He did… I believe he’s in his right to do so.

#109

the gonarch is the final stage of a head crabs life so all head crabs that survive gordan become toughs big acid throwing zombies then gonarchs don’t ask how i read some thing on head crabs life. yes this is random.

#110

… We all know what a Gonarch is… and you’re slightly off, but it’s off topic anyway :stuck_out_tongue:

#111

I’d be Gordon freeeeeeeeeman, or a vortigaunt -_-’

#112

WAIT! Gordon Freeman is not creature.

#113

More like a gay necrophilliac :expressionless:

#114

:meh:

#115

Vortigaunt.
I want to have a cool voice.

#116

Thats the same thing as michael jackson.

#117

I’d be Mr. Friendly!

#118

Mr.Friendly…he’s all friendly until you wake up in his creepy van with- OH GAWD WHAT’S THIS THING UP MY BUTT!

#119

i said wut wut , in the butt

#120

I cant believe no one has said d0g yet. I mean to are a big bad ass robot that gets to rip striders apart you cant die and you know alyx changes in front of d0g.

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