I’d be a mortarsynth,
Except that ginormous is a contraction of gigantic and enormous. Enormous is never spelt enourmous.
I would want to be a barnacle. It would be nice to just stick on the ceiling and eat stuff.
That’s what I thought! :retard:
shut up noob.
Troll much?:meh:
An HECU, 'cause they get all the cool shit.
though the thought of shooting innocents makes a chill run up my spine.
Me, armed with a crowbar, Listening to Queen on an Ipod looted from a zombie.
Don’t stop me, Don’t stop me, Ooh ooh ooh!
Slams crowbar into zombie’s face
Queen is officially the best band EVAR!!!ONE1!!!11!
I’d be a barney.
Gargantua. I’m so awsome, even Gordan Freeman runs away from me.
The only problem would be eating enough, what with that tiny mouth and all. Off course, I would be the only alien who gets their food roasted.
Scientist barbeque, anyone?
what? a gargantua’s mouth is as big as a sci’s head 
I don’t know what people see wrong in being a gargantua. You’d be a walking tank with flamethrower arms capable of ripping HECU’s in half and toasting sci’s.
I had a dream a few nights ago where I was a gargantua and I was at my school.
That was a good dream. But I don’t think I ever got the blood-stains off my hands in the dream 
That’s still pretty small, particularly in relation to the garg itself.
Yeah? Well… HECU kicks.
We ain’t need no stick to show badassery.
Bigger than our mouths are in relation to our bodies.
I’d be a vortigaunt, I like green…
lots of green… :S
I’d be a Cockroach.
What?
I’d be two Gonarchs… because nobody wants just one massive testicle!
i would be a vortigaunt
A combine super soldier, or a metrocop.
Whichever one gets to run around yelling;
“AMPUTATE AMPUTATE AMPUTATE.”