I would be those glowing wormy things that retract when you get close to them from Xen. Those kicked ass!!
So your reaction towards approaching women would go unchanged?
ICE BURN
Idiot
Easily an Advisor. Godlike power, invincibility, and I can eat people’s brains to know what they know… Epic. That’s what I’d be.
Until you get owned by the Freeman :freeman:
[COLOR=‘DeepSkyBlue’]Hunter, most definitely.
All the BM personnel are owned by aliens and the military.
All the military are owned by aliens and freeman
All the aliens are owned by the military and, of course, freeman
All the citizens are owned by aliens and the combine
All the combine are owned by aliens, citizens AND freeman
Since someone has most definitely got dibs on freeman, I guess I’d be a pigeon. Nobody seems to pick on them much. Gotta watch out from barnacles though…
Ooh, ooh, and no g-man messing with my bird-brain! Yeah, definitely a pigeon. :retard:
[COLOR=‘DeepSkyBlue’]I was thinking crow at first, but then it occurred to me that you’d have to kill me before you could make me live in Ravenholm. Although I suppose a zombified crow would be suitible there.
… I think we all know here that Episode three will be concluded with an Advisor eating Gordon’s brain.
chell is in the half life universe, just sayin’
Crows also sometimes get shot by Overwatch Snipers. Pidgeons and seagulls however, don’t (at least I never saw them get shot).
Party Escort from the portal games. All of what’s best in a personality core, only with legs. And a gun.
A metal crate. Fuck you Gordon. Fuck you AND your damn crowbar.
[COLOR=‘DeepSkyBlue’]I’d take a bird that gnaws on corpses over a mass of flocking seagulls. Then again it’s always funny when it’s someone else that’s getting splattered on.
Actually both choices seem unappealing now; if I want flight I’ll just go with a Xen Manta Ray. Blow up military grade helicopters with energy beams, yeah. 
I would be a vortigaunt. Shooting electricity out of my hands and telepathy… awesome.
except that vorts have TWO poop holes…
Go watch Civil protection CPs shoot pigeons as well 
Definately a Vortigaunt I can beat all headcrabs and antlions with my electricity going out of my hands …plus I can go against G-man
I’d be the huge lurking fish in Half Life 1, I forgot his name, But I can scare the shit outta peoples mind, Until some douche fag guy with a glasses and a crowbar kills me.
cocorochz
chumtoad, they are so funny and cute!