If you could be a creature in the half life universe, what would you be?

Half-Life Series
#21

Beeing a vort would be cool but Gman got a wonderfull puppet

#22

Hunter - Fast, epic, makes epic noises.
Headcrab - Cute and squeaky. Plus braaaiiiins.
Strider - FUCKING WARP PENIS
Bullsquid - Pretty damn epic, with tentacles, dammit!
Gargantua - Super-huge, super-epic, super-destructive alien giant thing!
Very good for making toast, very bad for getting fitting shoes.
Tentacle - Fun, but youre constantly blind and attached to 3 other mates for eternity without moving.

#23

I’m with you, I’d definatley be a Houndeye, they’re awesome.

#24

A Gargantua, or an Alien Grunt of course.

#25

Black Ops dude, the one with the tight gun and the Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

#26

I’d be the scientist from WGH who loses his head, screams “OH MY GOD WE’RE DOOMED” and runs into a tripmine. Yup. That would be the life…

#27

I’d like to be a Vortigaunt. They are so cool. By far the coolest.

#28

Barnacal - All you have to do is sit around and eat shit.

#29

i always thought the headcrabs were kind of cute:3

#30

How is it good to eat shit?

#31

Hmmmmmm… for one you won’t die of hunger.
2. It looks like chocolate.

#32

I’d be either a houndeye, or chumtoad.
If I was a chumtoad I’d be safe from harm, just a teleport away from safety.

#33

I would definatly be a Vort, aside from that i would be a Gunship (flying around making awsome noises reference to Concerned)

#34

I will be headcrab.“Hey Bob, you hear something?”"Look like it is headcrab…"turn around"It is the fing headcrab!!!"*Both guy get headcrabed by the two headcrab in the same timezombie growl

#35

I would like to be Civil Protection. Work with the Combine and beat the shit out of people. Til Gordon comes along…Actually if I could be ANYTHING in the HL universe it would be the one of Alyx’s front pants pockets

#36

Everyone knows Alyx has a penis. When you take her mask off, she’s actually just a bunch of sausage tied together. Observe:

#37

That’s… peculiar.

#38

I… agree.

#39

I want to eat her head.

#40

If Alyx is made of sausage, then maybe Eli was a hotdog and her mom was a pizzaXD

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