I’d be Glados.
I forgot where to put capitals in her name
GLaDoS
Please tell me you looked that up.
wrong, it’s GLaDOS
One of the Resistance Vortigaunts. Shooting lightning and wrestling with giant alien bugs, and a cool accent with a boundless vocabulary.
Not to mention literally having eyes on the back of your head!
GlaDOS technically is from Half-life 2 considering the fact that there are reference to half life in portal
Tough choice, maybez a vort, so i could electrify water
Then you couldn’t drink it :hmph:
What’s so awesome about electrify water? Just be someguy so you can poop in it, then you can’t drink it.
man id be the damn tenticaly thing i mean COME ON who dosent want to be a 100 foot monster that makes people think wow. either that or a vortagon cuz of shoooting lighting out of there heads and only have ONE eye.
I’d Probably either be the cut Hydra or the cut Combine Super Soldier
the two of them were just awesome. I loved how deadly the Hydra was.
Imagine, in a parallel universe, a person ragequits because of that creature!
Gordon Freeman
Dog. Alyx was all over him long before Gordon freeman’s name was on anyone’s lips.
Gman. I just like the idea of teleporting everywhere to screw with peoples’ heads.
i would be one of those combine slaves that hangs out in the citidel becaus i am always working on a computer
I would be a barnacle as I stay in one position irl most of the time anyway. Plus I like the idea of food coming to me, minimal effort.
Then having a guy in a hazmat suit bludgeon you in your mouth / asshole or have explosives thrown into it?
I’d rather be able to throw cars and jump 30 feet into the air and hug Alyx all the time.