"I caught my Dad with my GF!"

[_amp_955_dam]

I’ve had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn’t seem right. I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later… I’m coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was lalalalaed, told him to get his meat out of GF and lalalala, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn’t get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it’s been 2 weeks since the incident and that I’ve been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he’s the damn reason we ain’t together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here’s pics of my GF for you guys as I know you’ll ask.
https://blogs.cisco.com/news_img/geor…an%20grill.jpg

:fffuuu:
Saw this on another forum.

GF means George foreman grill. Not Girlfriend.

[Keresh]

And the point of this is?

[Siggs]

Adam, was the website https://www.nogripracing.com?

I’ve seen this before, it’s been edited here.
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[Imonfire]

Would’ve been a lot funnier if the image link wasn’t broken and if you didn’t said what GF meant.

[Master_Chef]

Most people would’ve figured out George Foreman anyway

[Level]

I was at the end of the internet once, there were several collections of images and such.
Catch mah drift? Or is it a different forum you’re talking about?

Actually, that was posted about a week and a half ago on that forum, probably copy pasta’d to your forum.

[sersoft]

here, I made the link work

https://blogs.cisco.com/news_img/george%20foreman%20grill.jpg

[_amp_955_dam]

shit.

i feel stupid.

[shredhead]

Did you see this on the Steam forums by any chance? That’s where I first saw it.

Epic story, btw.

[Collision]

Fail thread is fail.

[Kaze]

@Raminator

Also, in the future: https://forums.blackmesasource.com/showthread.php?t=15

But that thread is for funny posts.

[_amp_955_dam]

Jeez. LET THIS THREAD DIE.

[Level]

Posting to spite λdam.

[Imonfire]

It should be stickied IMO

[zim]

@λdam

:fffuuu:
Saw this on another forum.

GF means George foreman grill. Not Girlfriend.

I saw this crap of gtaf.

[shifty]

The story itself fails. Why the hell would u kick out ur grill just cause ur dad has his meat in it? U could always wash it out. If the story definitely makes it should like the grill was a human. The story would have succeed if it was on an equilibrium where we don’t know if its a grill or a girl friend. But this story made it sound more like a grill so therefore it fails and furthermore it is also not welcome on this forum or even on the Internets.

[Kaze]

@shifty

The story itself fails. Why the hell would u kick out ur grill just cause ur dad has his meat in it? U could always wash it out. If the story definitely makes it should like the grill was a human. The story would have succeed if it was on an equilibrium where we don’t know if its a grill or a girl friend. But this story made it sound more like a grill so therefore it fails and furthermore it is also not welcome on this forum or even on the Internets.

:what: