I would say this:
“Well, it’s too bad you’re a… pussy.”
Then I’d take off my sunglasses while the CSI Miami theme played in the background.
Then I’d kill myself.
You’re supposed to ask a question.
What would you do if the poster before you didn’t ask a question?
I’d wait to post until I had a more inspired hypothesis than what’s going on right now.
If you could earn a healthy salary as one of the king’s men, spending the rest of your life trying fruitlessly to reassemble Humpty Dumpty, would you take the post though your days of labour would be ultimately unproductive?
Sure. Creating a monstrosity would be fun. (Fun side note, the nursery rhyme Humpty Dumpty never actually mentions him being an egg.)
Would you rather be lost in a jungle area or a plains area?
(Sorry about last my post; I’m too much of an idiot to read past ‘hypothetical,’ it seems.)
I’d rather be lost in a jungle. If I die a horrible death by army ants, or get mauled by panthers, it’ll at least be the most kickass death I’d ever get.
Would you rather scale a mountain, or jump off a plane?
I’m assuming that the second option includes a parachute? If so, I would pick that one, it’s something I’ve always wanted to do.
If you had to choose between killing a man yourself or sending someone else to kill 10 people, which option would you choose?
Depends on why you’re killing said man/people.
If you found a genie in a lamp but the genie only grants wishes in the most horrible way imaginable (see “Monkey’s Paw”), what would you wish for?
I would wish for a turkey sandwich.
Fixed it for you:
If you had to choose between killing a man (who’s a good man) yourself or sending someone else to kill 10 people (that are also good people), which option would you choose? [DISCLAIMER: I know that the adjective ‘good’ is subjective but you know what I mean]
Kill the innocent man myself (to “save” the 10), and then hunt down and kill the dastard who put me in that situation.
A perfectly good turkey sandwich appears, and you eat it. Salmonella later begins to set in, as a gust of wind pulls you off a cliff onto a flock of aggressive turkeys, as more turkeys fall from the cliff and land on top of you.
You’re lost and hungry in a brushland area, but not quite to the point of starving. You probably won’t be rescued any time soon, so you will need to start finding food. Miraculously, you catch a poisonous snake in your tent.
Do you beat the snake to death, build a fire, and eat it…? Or, do you pierce its tail and fasten a leash of fishing wire, so you may use the snake as a poisonous weapon against larger mammalian game?
The second option.
If you could cancel any current tv show, which one would you choose.
[COLOR=‘Black’]BTW, you failed to grasp the turkey sandwich reference.
iCarly
If every time you wished someone didn’t exist and it happened, would you regret having that ability
Maybe. What other idiot would more idiots turn to if they didn’t have Glenn Beck to listen to? Would my ability to grow and accept things for what they are be stagnated or non-existed if the bullies back in Middle School weren’t there to open my eyes?
Assume you had to die right now in whichever way you wanted. What would it be?
Crushed pelvis.
If you had to lose one of your senses, what would it be?
Vision. Then I’d train myself to be Daredevil.
Would you rather die of obesity or anorexia?
Obesity: The cardiac arrest would set in whilst I was munching through something tasty im sure.
If you could pick one person to be telekinetically linked to (you can talk to them by the power of thought), who would it be and why?
AND THE TURKEY’S A LITTLE DRY?!?!
I wouldn’t pick anyone cause that would get really old, really fast.
Supposing you could choose the next non-original movie to be made, what source material and what director would you choose to make it?
M. Night Shaymalan and Twilight
If you could travel to video game or movie universe, which universe would it be?
Telekinetics is the power to move things remotely… You’re thinking of telepathy (the power to feel/understand remotely) 
I would love to visit the shire or rivendell.
If you could live in any country other than the one you are living now and/or the country where you were born, which country would you choose?