Not exactly hypothetical, but Serial Attached SCSI. Small Business Server sucks.
If you had to choose between music existing or the sense of taste existing, which would you choose?
I’m not sure I understand your question.
Taste, because vaginas on motorcycles.
seconded
If you were forced to limit your internet activity to just one board of 4chan, which would you choose?
To make life “easier” the options are: [COLOR=‘Black’](I’d heistantly choose sci or r9k)
[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / w / wg] [i / ic] [cm / y] [r9k] [3 / adv / an / cgl / ck / co / fa / fit / int / jp / lit / mu / n / new / po / sci / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / x]
I’d rather kill myself.
Oh, so /b/.
If you had to choose between being poked in one of the eyes with a red hot iron or being forced to nothing but watch the twilight movies for the rest of your life, which eye would you choose to be poked?
Yours. 
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If you had to choose between humping a dinosaur, and let it eat your legs of, or be forced to watch Rosie O’Donnel naked and masturbate to her, which dinosaur would you hump.
rosie.
if you had to buy one of my inventions, would you buy the electric bread knife or the chess-squares paint?
Bread knife and knife YOU.
Chess-squares paint.
If you could live in any country except your own, which would it be?
I think UK, Canada or US of A.
If you could have a petfish that spits fire balls of poo, and name him Mittens, what would you do with one hundred dollars or euros.
I’d buy a real pet, like a german shepherd or an iguana.
If you could travel in time just once in your lifetime, which time would you travel to and why?
2100
Wouldn’t want to go back in time, life gets harder the further you go back.
Wouldn’t want to stay around this time, because that’d be lame.
Wouldn’t want to go too far into the future, or else I wouldn’t know if humanity would still be okay.
With that in mind 2100 seems to best option.
If you could be any mythical creature of the ancient mythologies, which would you be?
Cretaceous Period Montana to see a fucking T-rex.
EDIT NINJAD
I would be a Fucking Minotaur
Open question.
Open answer.
So you come home and see your mom having sex with your brother. What do you make for dinner?
Ignoring mine?