How manly are you?

#221

Get a decent shaver.

#222

Im so manly that I eat nukes and shit purified water. Then I give it to poor people. Because I am also AWESOME.

Im so manly, my stare has been called the 10,000 yard burner. Napalm looks like a pussies weapon in comparison.

Im so manly, that if it weren’t for me, we wouldn’t have nails. My blood has made them naturally whithin my manly soul.

Im so manly that I can time travel, just to change the tide of WWII.

Im so manly, that I know Victoria’s Secret.

Im so manly, that I use my teeth to make bulletproof vests. Then they grow back.

Im so manly, that without me, this world would be cast into darkeness, because some pussy will destroy it.

Im so manly, that their will be no zombie apocalypse. I would say NO, and all the zombies would all die again.

Im so manly that Chuck Norris regards me as his master, and he has learned all of his manliness from ME.

Im so manly that I drink Hazardous Materials and feel refreshed.

Im so manly that I waited to post in this thread.

Im so manly that I broke my laptop… with someone elses FACE.

Im so manly that I just am.

#223

I’m so manly I can see that your post was one of the most unfunny posts I’ve ever read.

#224

I’m so many I can state the obvious.

#225

How many?

#226

Five.

#227

I’m so manly my penis has its own cellphone number and email address.

#228

I’m so manly the Old Spice guy is my father.

#229

Haha. Epic. Now everything said in this thread will be in the Old Spice guy’s voice. Can’t help it.

“Look down. My penis has a cell phone. Back up. I’m holding my son. YOUR SON.”

#230

i AM the old spice guy

#231

Im so manly, that i disagree with acade. Just because i am that manly. im so manly that i just posted from a psp, cuz i broke my laptop on someone elses face.

#232

i live in a moated tower with naval guns and periscopes for arms

#233

Mine too, except I’m so manly it gets spam that says “G3t 4 sm4ller m3mber 1n 0nly s3ven d4ys!”.

#234

I’m so manly, my penis works on an oil rig and doesn’t wear a hard hat

#235

im so manly that this thread makes me feel more manly from reading about all you feminine children.

#236

i walked against red lights today.

#237

IASMT:

I give math lessons to human-like beings in puberty.

I still claim to live at home, just to get rid of the retarded, superficial cun… women, women out there.

#238

I’m so manly they confused my penis for an animal, they named it the blue whale…

#239

Which one of the 10,000 remaining blue whales is yours? And why does your penis sing all the time?

#240

I am so manly that I lost in “You laugh you lose” thread.

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