The universe is expanding because it’s running away from me.
I got a lump in my throat when I Saw Toy Story 3.
You see if you didn’t, you are a bitch because you were deprived of TS as a child (probably on purpose as punishment for being such a bitch)
i sobbed like a child
does this mean im super manly
Yes.
Unfortunately, questions not ending in question marks bump you down a notch.
I’m so manly I can’t come up with any more “I’m so manly” jokes
come now, fancy pants is more manly than you
I have beaten Tetris.
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hey hey
fuck you buddy
oh god, I’m so manly, I post on this ‘fucking manly thread’ again.
what? that was a stab at the dude i said it to, not you