How manly are you?

#21

I am so manly, I could crack open a bare with my bear arms.

#22

I’m so manly, I’m not afraid to get into a fist fight with Kaze.

#23

I’m so manly, I can BEAT Kaze in a fist fight.

#24

i’m so manly i can herp while i derp

#25

I’m so manly i shit lava then make love to girls then eat them then blow up then come back to life

#26

I’m so manly I beat you And kaze And Threegoatpig in fistfight.

I’m so manly that they made a film about a bunch of guys each 10000 times less manly than me so as to give a tiny-weenie glimpse of how manly I am. you may have seen it? it’s called 300

I’m so manly that I make Saxton Hale do all of the following:
cause his left bicep to cry and it’s lambda-shaped vein to burst open with preassure,
Fit in during a Gay pride parade full of hippies,
And Finally, decide not to open his parachute on his morning skydive into Mann. co headquaters last friday.

#27

Anyone that says “I’m so manly”…aren’t.

#28

YOU SAID IT :what:

#29

I’m so manly, I actually won The Game.

#30

I’m so manly I said I’m so manly and was manly.

#31

Fancy Pants… do I… know you? Like, really, really know you?

Because last week, I went to McDonald’s with a girl I used to live with, and she normally orders her cheeseburgers without their usual onions/pickles/mustard/ketchup… so she normally says “cheese only” to make it easy. Well she did that last week, and when she opens up her two burgers, they’re just a single slice of cheese between each bun!

Someone in the kitchen must have been new… they thought the CHEESE ONLY order meant to neglect the fact it’s a cheeseburger~!

yeah anyway we got them re-made.

#32

oh god no i’d never step near a mcdonalds

#33

I’m so manly, that I can this guitar solo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rutyA12z3Ok on a fretless Bass Guitar that’s missing 3 strings.

Yes I know I didn’t say I can play it, I’m so manly that I’ve gone beyond merely playing music.

#34

I’m so manly I’ll swan dive, into the best night of your life.
Then leave a bottle of 1758 champagne for you and your significant other to consume before leaving.

#35

The Hatredcopter?

#36

I’m so manly that I alone drove the dinosaurs to extinction with my fists.

#37

Or you just read XKCD

#38

Ah, phew!!
Me neither normally, but when the girl that you’re… uh… eating out with is really damn hard to feed because she’s so picky, and she’s in the mood for fast food burgers, you find yourself willing to make compromises…

#39

oh eeew

#40

Guys don’t complain about the food they eat, man-up! In the spirit of the thread, go stomach a Big Mac or something.

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