IN HONOR OF BILLY MAYS, WE SHOULD ALL TAKE THE TIME TO MEMORIALIZE HIS DEATH, AND TO REMEMBER HIM. WE SHOULD ALL TAKE THE ANNIVERSARY OF HIS BIRTH AND TAKE ON HIS TASK OF COMMUNICATING, OR “PROJECTING” IN THE MANNER THAT HE DID. SO, IN HONOR OF BILLY MAYS, PLEASE REMEMBER TO COMMUNICATE IN ALL CAPS ON EVERY JULY 20TH FROM NOW ON.
I care not for a dead human that did nothing but fail in his life, so I won’t be posting in caps lock.
THAT’S JUST DISRESPECTFUL, BOLTEH!
IT’LL MAKE YOUR WHITES, WHITER!
BILLY MAYS HERE
BOLTEH DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THE POWER OF OXYCLEAN.
I BET BOLTEH GETS ON THE BALL
Nobody gave a shit about him when he was alive, why should anybody care now?
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
BILLY MAYS WAS SO AWESOME THAT HE COULD SELL YOU YOUR OWN MOTHER.
WHO WAS BILLY MAYS?
HI IT’S VINCE WITH SHAMWOW
YOU CAN FIND ABOUT THAT AND MORE WITH GOOGLE. GOOGLE IS SO POWERFUL IT CAN EVEN FIND YOUR FAT MOM’S BUTTHOLE.
OMG AWESOME
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE BANHAMMER, TIRED OF THREADS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL AND LEADING TO MINDLESS CHATTER AND INSULTS? WELL YOU NEED THE BANHAMMER.
Hi! It’s Vince with BanWow.
GOD DAMMIT VINCE DON’T STEAL MY THUNDER.
Already did this on a day that was far more logical. You guys are so behind the times.
HI, BILLY MAYS HERE! YOU KNOW, YOU’RE A BIT LATE, THE OFFICIAL TALK LIKE BILLY MAYS DAY WAS ABOUT, A MONTH AGO?
Wasn’t there already a CAPSLOCK-day? I think it was October 22 or something…
Its June 28th, the anniversary of Billy’s death. OP is horribly behind the times.
This.
YOU OF ALL PEOPLE, LOLIPOP! I AM SHOCKED AND APPALLED!