Yeah.
“They don’t taste like crab, do they?”
They taste like combine balls.
That sounded wrong.
Most of the NPC’s seen on the package weren’t even in the game. Unless Russia was only given the beta version. Some of them don’t even look like Beta NPC’s.
Yeah, it’s based on the leaked beta.
Including new, amazing tastes:
-Zombie!
-Fast Zombie!
-Poison Zombie!
-Roasted Poison Zombie!
Also, check out our Alyx-tasting human-sized user-enabled fluid-insertion entertainment-targeted unit!
check out our new half life episode 2 hunter-shaped bubble gum with real baby tears filling inside and a glow in the dark sticker !!
Check out our new taste. Exactly like antimatter!
Random kid: Delicioutastic (or some other random thing)
Another random kid: Exactly like the combine balls!
I like where this is going.
H A L F L I F E 2
Now with all new rotten corpse flavor!
Damn that type of bubblegum with the sticker really brings back memories, I used to buy them in Russia and collect the stickers.
I wish they made Sandvich-flavored gum.
Ahhhh, the extract
LOL that allways sounds like it carries sexual innuendos 
yay for sex!
You got some weeeiiiiird fetishes.
I lol’d
“Half-Life 2 Bubble Gum!
Now in inexistent beer flavor! 
[COLOR=‘Silver’](Now available through the Steam client)”
:retard:
charple flavoured gum was my fave.
You know what I haven’t had in a while? Big League Chew.
Lol, yes, we get it detective 