Yay, im 18.
Did I get any special powers? Do I glow?
Happy birthday 
happy birthday, welcome to the world of “young” adults 
Happy birthday! This calls for a drink!
Self-created birthday threads are so May 1st.
HAPPY NEW YEAR
oh I fucked up 
May 1st is workers day in Norway, which means, no work! 
AlsoØ: Happy day of birthificaton!
Happy self B-day !
Yes, you do glow. Great fun.
Hippy Bathday!
Wait, that’s not right…
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday 
happy birthday1
Thanks <3
hey dickhead, I’m exactly 2 years older than you are.
Happy birthday
Hey dickhead^2 and dickhead
happy birthday
Thanks Dickheads :3
dongs
Oh, you touch my ulalalala, my ding ding dong.
Happy birthday.
No, but now you are allowed to have sex with people older than 18. Oh, and you are no longer allowed to have sex with people younger than 18. So it kinda evens out.
Also, you can now legally drive a car alone, without another adult sitting in the passenger seat. And you may legally purchase cigarettes/cigars, hard alcoholic drinks, porn, video games with a lot of gore in them, and a bunch of other stuff that was accessable for you before, even without having to pay money for it. Also, from now on your signature has the power to fuck up your life if you give it away too easily.
So yay.
Happy birthday.