The cake was never a lie. It was the pie.
Abraham Lincoln was secretly a prostitute.
Zombies have actually been created using pop music and LSD.
When you were produced, your “parents” died in a car accident. This was due to them disagreeing with how the government would use you.
That last one was a lie, because you’re not JC Denton.
Or are you?
These are the things I choose to let you know I know. Be wary…