What have you done in your lifetime that made you, or someone else, say aww shit or something of the relevance? Something that made you look like a total dumbass.
This morning I woke up to an itchy rash all over my hands, face, and crotch.
What did I do? I was trimming up a cactus to replant and the sap (poison) got all over my hands. I washed them, but apparently it wasn’t enough because I scratched my face and crotch and they are red as hell and itchy too.
What have you done?