“This crowbar is BEAST!”
huhu toilet humor
Upon first seeing G- Man:
O Daddy what are you doing here!
Just a Joke!
quoted for truth
That’s what I meant. All the things he thought is what I think Gordon thought.
“HEY LOOK AT ME BİTCHES! I CAN CLIMB A LADDER WITH MY BRAIN WHILE SHOOTING A STRIDER WITH A RPG. AND I DON’T EVEN HAVE LEGS. YOU ALL FAIL!!!”
woah I never used a weapon to kill ppl and now I know how to use all the weapons of the game that’s awesome, I don’t even need to practice how to shot a gluon cannon!
And:
wow human grunts killing humans while aliens are taking the world… and they only come to black mesa… WTF IS WRONG WITH THEM!?! I’M GONNA KICK ALL THEIR LIVES OUT OF BLACK MESA AND SEND THEM TO HELL!!! then you will get killed by an ambush for being a stupid kamikaze who ran into a grenade wich you already saw but ya thinked your H.E.V. suit could save ya.
Honestly, shooting doesn’t sound that complicated.
- Point gun at target
- Pull trigger
- ???
- PROFIT!
During the Resonance Cascade,
WHAT THE FU- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
After firing a rocket launcher or throwing a grenade:
I LIKE EXPLOSIONS!
Omg there’s a hot girl talking to me, a scientist! What should I say? Maybe I should keep my mouth shut.
“I need a toilet.”
…
“Who ate all the damn RAILINGS???”
Who ate my damn legs.
scientist: why we have to wear this weird ties?
gordon: 'cause you r also weird and together makes ya super-weird and ya will f*ck the world sending aliens to earth because you make the freggin machine go out of the limits you freggin idiots, you only know do dissasters and you don’t even know how to do a sandwich because the sandwich ya give me the last week was 2 freggin cookies with milk in the middle of them ya maggot
Alyx: “Is Dr. Kleiner really telling everyone to… get… busy?”
Freeman: “Damn right he is!” :awesome:
EPIC WIN + The most Badass Romantic thing to say 
Upon seeing a portal in the lambda complex “Hmmm, a glowing, electrified greenish orange ball that I know nothing about. I bet that if I walk into it I’ll be completely fine.”
Sci: Weren’t you supposed to be in the test chamber a half an hour ago?
Gordon: STFU, I always wake n’ bake before work.
rebel: HEY IT’S GORDON FREEMAN!
gordon: of course I am Gordon Freeman, you think I have an evil twin or something? You don’t see im the only 1 wich has a H.E.V. suit in this post apocalyptyc future?? I mean game… no wait future!.. no wait present! god im gonna get crazy…
and when the rebels says that of dream 'bout cheese:
gordon: if friendly fire was implemented in this game you would be dead…