I said the same thing in this thread.
David Bowee was always the closest there was, I think:
:facepalm:
How is it possible that this thread ain’t closed yet?
Because we love usefulness thread! 
Because shitposting is fun.
The G-man lives in a bulky palace full of dairy crates and earwigs. There he practices omphaloskepsis and eats pancakes unless they rotted before enlightenment manifested itself by pungency reaching his nostrils.
pfff gman looks nothing like John boner
https://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/599092/christopher-walken-profile.jpg
oh mah gawd its G-man
(I am joking but in the vocal attributes they sound the same xD)