Girl Advise

I would make those myself here at home, but I think my 13 year old would seriously go over the edge and kill me for being a creepy mom.

Nah, he’d just fap.

perhaps. but imagine the emotional scarring. For you guys it is ok if I go to that creepy mom place cuz I aint ur mom. but for the safety of his head, I need to keep up that mom personna for him.

mmmmmm. cookies. :smiley:

i do have a legit question though, i have this girl I’ve been seeing, I’m not really interested in her per say, but I have been going out with her. I was talking to her two nights ago and she brought up Mescaline. long story short, she wants to have sex while we’re on mescaline. I’ve never done anything except drink and smoke weed, and i don’t know if its a really bad idea or if its a some what decent one. what should i do, she’s pretty cute, but shes a little too into drugs for my liking.

Well, I used to talk to my parents about sex when i was 12 years old. It didn’t went as far as making bootie cookies, but still: Yeah, I’m kind of a nymphomaniac, but it did turn out alright.

[COLOR=‘Black’]Not counting my current situation.

My mom always said that you become your friends. Good or bad, those you hang out with will rub off on you. If she is too into something for your liking, perhaps you should question why she is in your world?

My dad always talked about girls with me when i was young. He’s the reason i’m such a flirt. its not creepy catz, its all about execution, tone in particular when talking with kids about sex.

EDIT: thanks catz, that’s good advice.

My mom was always a creepy mom. She sent me a holiday card from Denmark one day, showing four hot scandinavian chicks displaying their booty at the beach of the North Sea. She introduced me to a book called “The joys of love” at the age of 13. When she found a stash of kinky drawings of love-making people that I had drawn, she left comments written on them for me (quote: “You should definetly try THAT with a girl one day! Oh, and keep up the drawing! You have got talent! Love, Mummy”).

Just a few examples.

And I still turned out okay.

Oh wait…

Exactly

You made drawings of people having sex? I guess it would’ve gone wrong, creepy mom or not.

I was 14 and horny as hell and didn’t find anything aesthetically appealing in any kind of erotic magazine, so I decided to make kinky pictures myself, which I would actually like to look at.

Yeah I know I am weird.

Yep, you deserve a medal all right.

One question related to this, to both you and the girls. Did you remember to tell her it was nothing personal and that on other circumstances you would accept? Because the rejection might make her feel bad, am I right?

UGH!!! tell me about it!!

every hot girl i walk by i pop a wood and im like :fffuuu: trying to cover it up

makes me think of how many times of looked up “alyx vance rule 34” in google :smiley:

:facepalm:

Sounds like you two were made for each other.

another quotable thing by me

With your size you wouldn’t have a hard time covering it up.

hey hey… be nice folks.

And what is alyx and rule 34?

Something I don’t wanna see.

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