hey guys i see a fireball in the sky should i be worr
The sun is going out! We need to sacrifice a child to bring it back!
Seriously tho, I hope the Americans also win in Japan without recurring to overkill methods.
I pray for them.
Hey guise I just heard a loud boom in space. They’re calling it big bang.
Seriously, this thread sucks and OP is a silly queer because his creation made me go shitpostin.
Faggot.
Oh god, Mao Zedong created People’s republic of China! I heard it’s a communist state.
you fail in this gaem
Well, we know nothing about the time before the big bang, do we?
You effectively ended the game.
hey, did you guys hear about that joke you brutally slaughtered and drove into the ground?
Apparently there’s some jew going around telling people god is “all forgiving”.
I mean come on, god’s a total dick.
Damnit guys the 3rd Reich lost the war 66 years ago
For a hundred saved braincells.
You can thank me later.
No, you’re just a dick. Everyone was going in fair increments of a generation or so, and we we’d reached the 1400s when you jumped straight to the ancient Egyptians.
Tutankhamen, nonetheless. I wouldn’t be surprised if that was the only name you knew from before Columbus; your knowledge of history is pathetic. In the future, try to reference something that hasn’t been immortalized by Saturday Night Live.
this game is dumb you are all dumb please stop you are giving me secondhand embarrassment for even being a part of this community
How em-bear-assing.
Simple solution: fuck off.
who are you now?
Now look who’s talking.
Tiki, an honest suggestion. Ram a concrete wall a few times. Maybe you’ll impress someone and even get a few friends that way.
Hatshepsut, Мономах, Erik The Red, Augustus, Petrarca, Nabopolassar, Alexander the Macedonian, княгиня Ольга, Владимир 1 Святославович, Борис и Глеб, Ярополк, Рюрик, Cyril and Methodius.
And I don’t even watch SNL. Our local TV does not broadcast that shit - I’m not an immigrant spick like yourself.
Please do as specified above.
Holy shit I farted. Did you hear it… in the news?
In the farting country, everyone is farting (Tiki too btw). So not really.
No no guys Germany won, trust me it went like this:
Germany Wins the Battle of Britain, with great losses.
War in the East heats up.
Germany signs an Armistice with Britain.
China joins the USSR.
Chinese Vessels attack US Marine Ships in the Pacific for unknown reasons.
US Declares War on China.
USSR Declares War on US.
Britain Declares War on China and USSR.
Britain and US become Allies with Germany.
Britain, US, Germany invade USSR, China.
Nuclear Attacks on Japan result on Japanese Surrender.
Moscow is destroyed by a Nuclear V2 Missile.
USSR, China surrender.
And that’s how Germany won WW2 :retard: