I would want this if Blizzard had not ceased to be cool and began to mongle cocks.
Then you must have played the PC version. I know Rockstar released the PC version as uncensored.
Though I enjoyed it. I actually found the censorship to be humorous and fitting to the over the top gratuitous nature to the game. Simply because it’s essentially saying, “oh we have to censor ourselves because some righteous prick says we have to, so we’ll make it as ridiculous as possible.”
And it was a fun game to boot.