Funniest game quotes you've ever heard?

You guys should take a look at this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI8Schos7g0&feature=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09vVF-Hvykg
“What a shame.”

“I’ll rip your head off and shit down your neck.”

If I need to explain who said that I’m gonna fucking kill something. I mean something small, like a carrot, though.

Use your stick!

We need more Lumber!

Your Mana is low. What’s that?

Stick with the prod. Prod with the prod.

WHYY…MEEEE… - Perfect Dark

‘‘MISTAH JAY-SEE DENTIN, IN DA FWESH.’’

Where is that from(not kidding, i haven’t heard it)

Its Duke Nukem. Now, quickly edit your post so it looks like you knew. The carrots must live!

too late…

the carrot genocide has started.

“man, it’s cold! my nipples are like pencil erasers!”

serious sam 2nd encounter

WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOERRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHH-A-A-A-A-A!!!
MegaMan X4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huVLbuD-etM&feature=related)

or this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RiqfWwxgk&feature=related
Gordon Freeman is a dick…

Uncharted 2
go to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omYtFYQmFtc&feature=related
Start at 3:25
I shit myself when I first saw this

(snaps a carrot) There’s a warehouse full of these, y’know? (snaps another one)
It’s gonna be a looong night. (snaps another one)

There is a guy above you, there is a guy above you!
throws the guy down
There is a guy below you, there is a guy below you!

xD

this one should be obvious. it’s not funny but it always made me laugh on how dirty it sounded.

“Euch, this water’s nasty.
Got room for 2 in there?”

Oh no! I’ve spilled all my turpentine and asitone!

JC Denton, master of victim comforting and persuasion.

“Acetone”.

Also, YOU SPEEL MY DRINK!!

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