Me drinking baileys from a shoe.
This is me dialing it down a notch for public consumption 
am I the only one who thinks that you “Kinda” look like Zac effron ?
No, i’ve had it a few times before. Haha.
Not something I’d be proud of, considering “Zac Effron” and “faggot” are synonomous.
I know, but i’m willing to bet he’s shagged more birds than you’ve had hot dinners. Haha.
yeah u look like a very slightly less gay zac effron
maybe zac effron after he smoked a lil crack
Hahahaha!
Haters be hatin is all I can say. 
I love how content sociable people can be about nothing remotely interesting, happiness makes the world go 'round.
You can ahead and replace my picture with this one if you want:
although my “beard” (fuzz) is pretty horrible
Sexy gentlemanne anyone?
i like ur eyebrows
Why thank you madam.
You are a classy chap, I must say.
Rossman, thou rapscallion! I grow weary of your senseless debauchery! Put up thine DUKES!
omygodyourbeard
MORE CLASSY BEARDED MEN PLZ
Is that a nose-piercing or saggy mucus?