For the record, this is why we split up with England

#1

Discuss:
https://www.local12.com/entertainment/weirdnews/story/More-than-half-of-Brits-hurt-in-cookie-related/VGwXqipPrESw81XeScI4wg.cspx

#2

Oh please, like the Us hasn’t got some crazy-odd fact as well. Same goes for all other countrys.

#3

For the US, it would just be hamburgers instead of cookies.

#4

And for Ireland, it would be broken beer glass bottles.
For Africa, it would be water.

+1 for the United States. Your move.

#5

I very much doubt many people are harmed by cookies in England.
Biscuits on the other hand…

#6

Rich tea. Gotta watch them fuckers!

#7

At least hamburgers are worth getting yourself hurt over.

#8

At least they’re taking a B.I.T.E. out of Biscuit injuries.

#9

That is too funny, lucky I don’t live in England :stuck_out_tongue:
Also, they’re biscuits, not cookies. A cookie is a giant round gooey delicacy from the shop we call “Tesco”.

#10

Dont talk shit about my choclate digestives or my hobnobs bitch!

#11

I didn’t say cookies were bad. I just said that burgers are better.

#12

I think we should have all cookies euthanized immediately.

No one should be victimized by those sugary pastries ever again. No one.

Only then will we be free from tyranny, will the cakes and pies and doughnuts and candy bars know what will happen if they dare target another human being.

#13

Success!

I just had a cup of tea with three buiscuits and guess what! I’m not dead!

#14

Typical of us Brits. It could have been something exciting, like traffic injuries, or sword-fights with pirates, or disputing the subtotal at a supermarket with a Transformer sales-rep (Preferable Ultra Magnus , he was badass), but no, it had to be fucking biscuits.

#15

That article just isn’t true. The word ‘injury’ is used so dubiously… personally I don’t consider losing a tooth when eating an injury… and I’m sure almost all children in Britain have lost a tooth from eating a biscuit. Neither do I consider ‘choking’ on crumbs to be an injury.

So here’s the statistics which I found on another version of the article…

No mention of biscuits or cookies.

#16

Success!

I just had a bag of Burger King and guess what? I’m not diabetic!

#17

We’re bending the known laws and values of science and medicine in here, aren’t we D:

What a weird article.
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#18

I know most English people have rotten teeth, but seriously.

#19

haha that link made me laugh :slight_smile:

#20

That kinda makes it worse…

How the fuck does one poke themselves in the eye with a hamburger?

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