FBI may GPS you!

#1

Oil change reignites debate over GPS trackers

me… I would have said “What property? I dont have any property. I threw it out cuz I couldn’t figure out what it was.”

And then I would have sold it on ebay. :stuck_out_tongue:

#2

bicycles, bicycles everywhere

#3

I think you’d find it pretty difficult to hide a tracking device.

#4

eh, its only america.

#5

+1

#6

U.S.A. only, but If I would find one on my car, I’d probably take it off and pin it onto a police vehicle or something.

#7

hahah! you win! Obviously a much better idea than mine. :stuck_out_tongue:

#8

furck year land of the free

#9

if the GPS tracker has a microphone I would put it next to a radio so that the FBI can listen to the most annoying songs on the planet.

#10

ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
THIS IS NOT ENOUGH

#11

If I found one of those trackers on my car, I’d either open it up and look inside, or toss it into the Potomac.

But I don’t have a car, or a metal plate anywhere in my body, so they’ll have to resort to tracking my cell phone or keep a visual of whatever I’m doing.

#12

There’s an idea;
EVERYONE!!! DRIVE YOUR CARS INTO THE POTOMAC!!!
In all seriousness, though, this is terrible, and something I’d expect from an Orwellian gov’t, not one that claims to love freedom. What next, they’ll try to censor the internet?
Oh wait…

#13

Just from the fact that everyone knows they exist, they are now rendered effectively useless. In fact, most certainly worse than useless.

Also I love how racist this was. Great work guys! While you were following the Arab, a white guy robbed a bank! I guess they’ll just never learn…

#14

It’s their job. They’re the Federal Bureau of Investigation.

would people care if they were the Federal Bureau of Masturbation? No, because people would get used to imposing characters in dark suits masturbating them all the time.

#15

I’m instantly reminded of Progressive’s plug-in driving monitor.
https://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2326909,00.asp

I wonder how hard it would be for them to add a GPS tracking module to these things?

#16

Open apart tracking device,determine send/recieve frequency, SPAM the FBI.

#17

Hahahahahaha

#18

Location is pretty insignificant. Every time I accidentally click on a YouTube video by “DPRKTV” or similar, I expect to be tracked.

And Catz should make 3 more on-topic posts on these forums and then stay off-topic :awesome:

YA SOSHLA S UMAAAA!! :rabies:

#19

I’d say i gave the tracker to my friend at the Russian Embassy for investigation. :3

#20

And that was totally worth necroing the thread, right?

Founded in 2004, Leakfree.org became one of the first online communities dedicated to Valve’s Source engine development. It is more famously known for the formation of Black Mesa: Source under the 'Leakfree Modification Team' handle in September 2004.