Chronicals of Narnia: i “Do not cite the Deep Magic to me Witch. I was there when it was written!”[/i]
Kelly: Well Oddball, what do you think?
Oddball: It’s a wasted trip baby. Nobody said nothing about locking horns with no Tigers.
Big Joe: Hey look, you just keep them Tigers busy and we’ll take care of the rest.
Oddball: The only way I got to keep them Tigers busy is to LET THEM SHOOT HOLES IN ME!
Crapgame: Hey, Oddball, this is your hour of glory. And you’re chickening out!
Oddball: To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers.
Kelly: Nobody’s asking you to be a hero.
Oddball: No? Then YOU sit up in that turret baby.
Kelly: No, because you’re gonna be up there, baby, and I’ll be right outside showing you which way to go.
Oddball: Yeah?
Kelly: Yeah.
Oddball: Crazy… I mean like, so many positive waves… maybe we can’t lose, you’re on!
Kelly’s Heros.
A man can change almost everything about himself. He can change his face, his body, he can get a new girlfriend, a new dog, he can cut his hair, grow a beard… there’s only one thing he can change: his passion.
Movie: The Secret In His Eyes, winner of the oscar for Best Foreign Language Film 2010.
What? Nobody has said it yet?
Egon: ‘Don’t cross the streams.’
“A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you’ll know tomorrow.” - Tommy Lee Jones (Men in Black)
this thing in my sig
Or its corrollary: “We’ll cross the streams.”
Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
Poncho: [holds up his grenade launcher] Yeah, strap this on your “sore ass”, Blain.
Blain : Son of Bitch is dug in like an Alabama Tick !
Poncho: You’re hit! You’re bleeding, man…
Blain: I ain’t got time to bleed.
Poncho: [Confused] Oh… Okay…
Poncho: [Poncho shoots a bunch of grenades up to the top of the cliff] You got time to duck?
with no doubt one of the best Quotes of all time
“Predator 1987”
Quotes from Jurassic Park
Mr Arnold:" Hold on t’ yer butts"
John Hammond: Dr. Grant, My Dear Dr. Sattler, WELCOME To Jurassic Park
Ian Malcom: God creates Dinosaur. God destroys Dinosaur. God creates man. man destroys god. man creates dinosuar
Ellie: Dinosaur… Eats man… woman inherits the earth
Grant: Mr Hammond, after careful consideration I’ve decided NOT to endorse your park.
Hammond: So have I.
last fifteen seconds of ‘T-Rex rescue and Finale’ play out as the T-Rex pulls a Raptor off its back and tosses it against what remains of the Allosaur skeleton
T-Rex:ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOaaaaarr!!!
Shame he had to be shot after such a great speech.
Bullet Tooth Tony: "So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. "
Vinny: “These are your last words, so make them a prayer.”
Bullet Tooth Tony: "Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you’ve got your parties muddled up. There’s no pussy here, just a dose that’ll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you’ve got “Replica” written down the side of your guns… "
[Zoom in on the side of Sol’s gun, which indeed has ‘REPLICA’ etched on the side; zoom out, as they sneak peeks at the sides of their guns]
Bullet Tooth Tony: "And the fact that I’ve got ‘Desert Eagle point five O’… "
[Withdraws his gun and puts it on the table]
Bullet Tooth Tony: "Written down the side of mine… "
[They look, zoom in on the side of his gun, which indeed has ‘DESERT EAGLE .50’ etched on the side]
Bullet Tooth Tony: "Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now… Fuck off! "
-Vinnie Jones as Bullet Tooth Tony in Snatch. Freaking awesome movie, if you haven’t watched it, go do it now. Every piece of dialog is pure gold.
Also, do TV Shows count?
“Everybody lies.”
-Hugh Laurie as House in House M.D.
now that’s a man who deserves Respect !
“and in the morning, I’m making waffles!” - Shrek
bigman, you got my movie but not my favorite quote:
Muldoon: “SHOOT HER!”
Of course, when using this quote, you gotta make sure you say it like him otherwise its kinda weird and creepy.
I had to hear that one for myself - oh god, it’s true :fffuuu:
(I think I just found my new favorite monkey fighting quote.)
That said, my previous favorite quotes were from Army of Darkness:
[i]
* All right, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This… is my BOOMSTICK!!! - [continuing nonchalantly] - It’s a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right… shop smart: shop S-Mart… YOU GOT THAT?!?
* It's a trick. Get an axe.
* First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
* Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.[/i]Mith has mine!
fix’d
but yeah. Here’s mine.
Pee-wee: I wouldn’t sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!
Francis: Then you’re crazy!
Pee-wee: I know you are but what am I?
Francis: You’re a nerd!
Pee-wee: I know you are but what am I?
Francis: You’re an idiot!
Pee-wee: I know you are but what am I?
Pee-Wee, Francis: I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? I know you are but what am I? Pee-wee: Infinity!
Francis: No, I’m not.
Francis, Pee-Wee: You are! No way! Knock it off! Cut it out!
Francis: Shut up, Pee-wee!
Pee-wee: Why don’t you make me.
Francis: You make me!
Pee-wee: Because. I don’t make monkeys, I just train 'em.
Francis: Pee-wee listen to reason.
[Pee-Wee cuffs his hand around his ear in a listening motion]
Francis: Pee-wee!
Pee-wee: Sh! I’m listening to reason.
Francis: Pee-wee!
Pee-wee: That’s my name, don’t wear it out.
Francis: Remember the first time I saw your bike? You came riding past my house and I came running out to tell you how much I liked it even way back then?
Pee-wee: I love that story.
[jumps on bike and pedals away]
Francis: You’ll be sorry, Pee-wee Herman!