Facts about the Black Mesa dev team.

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#141

Raminator owns both the O’RLY Owl and the SRS Cat as pets, he found them wandering around his house after SRS Cat supposedly told a lie and the owl said ‘O’RLY’ and the cat stated that he was in fact ‘serious.’

#142

One day, all members of the Dev Team will finally get together. When that day comes, Jesus Christ will make his second coming, world peace will be achieved, dogs will tolerate cats, cigarettes will be actually good for you and BM will still be in development.

I mean, let’s be realistic here.

#143

“Hey man, you should try this game called Black Mesa. It came out in 2009.”
“Yeah… but had it come out in 2009 two weeks ago?”

#144

Don’t forget that donuts will be good for you too, Maxey.

#145

Aren’t they already?

#146

If they don’t make Black Mesa: GoldSource, the devs will make QuakeWorld Black Mesa

#147

Heard the news about the new “terminator” movie? It will be called “The Raminator: The Resonance Cascade”. It is told to be released with a new “engine”. It will have better graphics and will totally make you unmoveable. So, is this true fact?

#148

Raminator once kicked the sun into a mountain and won the World Cup

#149

When CatzEyes was born she slapped the doctor to make him cry, cut her own umbilical cord, grabbed her mom’s car keys and drove herself to the Monster Truck factory where she was hired as a test pilot.

#150

I bet Catzeye would have got some rocket launchers attach to the monster truck somewhere. By the way why did you capitalized monster truck?

#151

Because awesome stuff should always be capitalized.

#152

hmm… this is what we evolved to discuss

#153

The people of Raminator’s hometown tried to convince him that his name was Raminatour. Raminator was stumped.
Those people are dead now.

#154

I believe the city was called Atlantis.

#155

Also it’s the factories’ name

#156

Atlantis is a factories’ name? I bet profit “sunk right in”… Sorry.

#157

Woah 3 people posted right when I did

#158

All of the devs originated from one scrotum. The scrotum of GOD!!!

He diced it into bits and individually named all of the pieces. God didn’t have as many pieces as he would have liked, so he chopped off his penis and named it Raminator.

#159

Once Ram gets a boner it’ll stay hard for eternity and form a bridge to the 4th dimension.

Each meteor that hits the earth is actually a tiny bit of cum from raminator.

Diamond is so hard because it’s made out of RabidMonkey’s ass.

#160

Katana once took a shit so big he named it Robert Kotick.

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