A long time ago there was a servant from god called Ter(a)minator. He have been tasked to bring an element from heaven called “Black Mesa” to the Aztecs, but lost within their shitty temples.
Teraminator once crap on the ground, he buried it, and grow cocoa trees out of it.
Christoper Colombus sail to America to claim Black Mesa.
The European colonist were all fighting for Black Mesa, but neither one of them succeeded.
George Washington established USA to gain freedom to search for Black Mesa.
At the 1900’s, Black Mesa was forgotten by most people.
JFK was assassinated by Teraminator’s assassins because he was about to reveal Black Mesa’s location.
The US government hunts Teraminator for a long time already, forcing Teraminator to be Raminator.
Obama has claimed Black Mesa, but keeping it the most guarded secret of the US government.
A man called Gabe Newell was aware of Black Mesa’s existence, he created Half Life to lure Raminator to recreate Black Mesa.
I swear, it was even BIGGER than Bono, but the damn judges disqualified it.
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Jeepers Creepers once tried to take Raminator’s pretty nose
He’s nailed onto a wall in some farmer’s house now
RabidMonkey is sexy. Fact.
Raminator told the jews that Jesus was in fact a piñata full of coins.
The dev’s hate you all and don’t care about this forum.
Who is that on your avatar, I am not recognizing the person at all… 
Raminator scares the shit out of the cougars in Red Dead Redemption by jumping on them when they don’t expect it.
Raminator doesn’t need guns; he throws hammers. (Get it? Hammer? Map designer?)
Keep trying, bro.
Well… Sorry for making bad jokes… But hey. I grew up in Korea - the land where EVERYBODY STUDIES TILL ONE DIES OR SURVIVES.
North or south?
South Korea, obviously.
North Korea studies hard… But with all that propaganda stuffs they put in their books… As a fellow korean, I feel sorry for them. (Not really with all that war preparations… 
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Too bad we just can’t live together in peace… It’s also too bad that we don’t know anything that isn’t biased about this places. They are either paradise on earth according to their leaders (or dictators if you wish) or living hell according to our leaders (or our democratically elected dictators if you wish).
The same thing happens here in Latin America with Chavez and the Colombians.
:fffuuu:
:fffuuu: Didn’t notice that.
When Raminator was born and first jumped on a bike and fell he tilted the earths rotation axes.
When CatzEyes sings a lullaby the whole world falls asleep.
When Rabidmonkey sneezed Katrina was born.
Katana uses Burj Khalifa as a toothpick.
Jeepers Creepers is part elephant part cockroach part cheetah part Spine Tailed Swift part Shortfin Mako shark.
Like this?
Chuck Norris once met Raminator. At the sight of Ram’s pretty nose he promptly lost his load and then proceded to commit a suicide after Ram refused to disclose his phone number.
Her song will entrance you…
Her voice will hypnotize you…
Her purr whispers to your soul…