Facts about the Black Mesa dev team.

Raminator is so fast he could turn out the lights and jump into bed before the room gets dark.

Raminator orders Chuck Norris to turn the lights off for him. With a glare.

Raminator once sneezed, it burrowed through three walls before solidifying into solid gold

Only once? lucky.

:lol:

Raminator will try anything once. It’s not as if he NEEDED to sneeze. No virus could infect Raminator, though the flu did once have a bad case of Raminator.

If the devs were to meet in person, they could all die in a horrible accident. Then what?

^ Or gold vapor.

what I meant was 100% pure gold

PAR-TAY!

Nah, but there would be beverages at the services.

Raminator would resurrect them.

Raminator can make things solidify into liquids.

I prefer solidify into liquid vapor.

Every week each member of the dev team takes 5 minuets to train a Frisbee how to abduct people with a torch, before releasing it into the world.

I’m pretty sure they would just do the whole Jesus thing and rise by themselves. Then there would be cake.

you’re lying

Nothing is impossible for the dev team according to this thread. There will be cake if they will it. Just don’t let Gabe Newell know about the cake. He will eat it all because he is so fat. Episode 3 delayed four months. Black Mesa one millionth of a second closer.

The Devs were actually employees of 3D Realms, that’s the reason there hasn’t been a mod update in so long, in 3DR fashion they know they can’t finish it but act like they can… Oh and they’re laid off now… so that’s funny too.

I like you, you say stuff everyone else thinks (but doesn’t post because it’s pretty retarded)

And your username indicates gender-confusion, which is always popular with catholics.

half dude half funny =|

half dude not funny =|

Founded in 2004, Leakfree.org became one of the first online communities dedicated to Valve’s Source engine development. It is more famously known for the formation of Black Mesa: Source under the 'Leakfree Modification Team' handle in September 2004.