I’ll just leave this here
https://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8193413/man-makes-explosive-vibrator-for-ex-girlfriend
i imagine the finished product resembled unexploded ordinance
More evidence that people with mullets are crazys.
More evidence was never necessary. It’s already a proven universal constant.
So he’s facing jail time for something he didn’t do? It’s not even attempted murder until he actually sets out to do it, right?
sounds hot
also no, attempted murder needs intent and taking any steps to carry it out, which includes making it
Im sure his lawyer will mention that and then the court room will sporadically burst into uncontrollable lulz…
The man’s a genius.
lol he stands accused of “terrorist threats”
i guess anything to do with explosives is terrorism now (except when used by ‘recognized’ state armies, of course)
Arguing with angry ex: Now now honey! Lets not “blow” this out of proportion!
If you stand within a hundred meters of the u.s and sneeze funny, you will be arrested for acts of terrorism.
Reminds me of a skit in which a Moroccan-Belgian is waiting for a bus and sneezes, and suddenly he’s hoarded by a slew of reporters asking him why he did it and if he was aligned with Al Qaeda etc. Pretty funny (though not in the way I’m saying it).
what an awful way to kill someone.
fuckin mullets
lol. imagine her vagina explodes when she have an orgasm
LOL DAT WUD B HILARIUZ
You know, Bolteh, it would be funny.
Funny?
It would be hilariuz!
Poor little vagina… 
flashback to Ramirezoid’s first posted pic yesterday :FFFUUU:
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT, so Ramirezoid is back? What the fuck happened then? Did he get hacked after all?