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Nah, I don’t want Al Sharpton on my ass.
The family members of Columbine victims, I’m fine with them being on my ass.
Islam extremist groups, I’m fine with being on my ass (my dream game has a scripted sequence where a Muslim man beats his wife. That is not a stereotype. In fact, it’s in the fucking Koran: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp3Eam5FX58)
Alex Jones, I will GLADLY have on my ass, just for the lulz (one of the enemies in the game are conspiracy theorist. You can’t give them headshots because their heads are protected by their tin foil hats.)
Al Sharpton? Fuuuuuuuck no! If you’re white and you piss of Al Sharpton, you’re fucked!
I should just spend the rest of my life feeling guilty over something I had nothing to do with. [/sarcasm]
Heh, wow this is just… oh wow…
Why do I think an infraction will soon be in my inbox?
John, methinks pedophilia should be included in your game, just to add a little something (namely child molestation).
Maybe the game could have flashback sequences where he was a lil’ serial killer, and when he explores his Scout master’s bedroom he finds stains on his bed sheets and when you open the drawer, you find little pairs of unwashed Buzz Lightyear underwear.
Yeah, this is just at the top of my head. My “brilliance” shines when I’m not thinking about it.
Oh! And in the main game, you have an in game IPod (I’m thinking of an awesome parody name) so you can listen to Marilyn Manson while blowing Neo-Nazis, Aleins, and class mates to bits!
This discussion deserves its own thread.
It’s MY thread! I can do whatever I want with it!
So let’s keep both topics rolling. But keep it clean (or, as clean as my type of game gets) and here’s an article from Kotaku about what was in the game that got it banned:
https://kotaku.com/5361301/left-4-dead-2-banned-in-australia-%5Bupdate%5D
Makes sense.
If they think anything that looks like this
is even close a living human needs to go get their meds refilled.
EDIT: FUCK! That picture actually makes my stomach sick. I retract all statements. Aussie gov, you have my blessing 
Yeah… except that L4D got through last year just fine =\
Oh come on. It’s not that bad. At least it won’t be once you shoot it with AMMO THAT SETS ZOMBIES ON FIRE!!![/SIZE]
You should regain health either by:
A ) Raping anyone you see if they’re still alive (full health regained)
B ) Canibalizing corpses (regain tiny bit of health)
or
C ) Saluting a Hitler Poster or other Nazi flags, knick knacks, etc. (Constant health regain)
All NPC’s must be 300% pressurized blood, macho muscle doods if male or big breasted sluts if female, and have an option for random TK’ing.
And the aliens need dildo heads.
You’re the best. We need to make this game together!
Twas sarcasm. (If you did know it was sarcasm, then ignore this comment, but I have experience waaaaaaaaay too many people who do not understand sarcasm, even in person, let alone over teh internets.)
Also, I suspect ugliness of an enemy is directly related to how satisfying an enemy is to kill, so I am looking forward to spawning 100 of those things and mowing them all down with an auto-shotgun.
Internet sarcasm only works if you use a smiley afterwards. I thought everyone knew this!
Where’s the fun in that?
Or [SARCASM/] [/SARCASM]
You could be a necrophiliac and hump corpses, but that would leave you with dickrot, gradual loss of health, and +5 EXP.
Wear a condom.