Hey, where’s Gametrailers.com’s Ubisoft coverage?
EDIT: Oh, never mind, GameStop is working now. What’s up with all this awful lounge music, though?!
EDIT 2: Bah, still having buffering problems. I still need that link.
Why hasn’t the Ubisoft conference started yet?
Edit: Nevermind it works now…but what the hell is going on, theres just a dude wawing his hands to techo music…
We’ve still got like 6 minutes, be patient.
Ah, starting now. Does anyone have gametrailers.com’s feed? I need one that won’t freeze up constantly!
Oh God, so many gimmicks! =\
Announce some proper games. Laser tag was made ages ago. 
Jesus.
This shit is horrible, I am disappoint.
This is absolutely awful. Wii has ruined gaming, it’s created a casual revolution. From laser tag to hippie breathing exercises, wtf Ubisoft?
Wow, the Ubisoft conference sucks…wonder if they will be bringing out any real games.
Edit: They just brought up GRAW as I was writing the above message 
Finally dammit. Ghost Recon looks cool.
What’s happening? I can’t stream the conference, but all I’m hearing is “this shit sucks.” Also, apparently they’re repeating an earlier presentation?
Ghost recon looks decent, impressive new feature, play as the tf2 spy!
They re-did the presentation for the gay Ubisoft kinect fitness game. Ghost Recon looks really nice, You should try finding it somewhere else, it’s a cool stealth game.
'Kay, thanks. What’s this laser tag nonsense, though?
The suspense is killing me.
Whatever happened to Valves “surprise”?? Was it perhaps postponed to a later date?
They showed off a laser tag game but this time it has a computer tracking things!
Edit: and yes winged one, but that would be because most of the stuff at e3 has been stupid shit targeting casual cash cows.
Grow a dick, Winged.
Force Unleashed II looks better as a movie or TV show than as a game (game makers other than Valve these days think they work in a movie studio). Why would Vader leave someone like that to a bunch of storm troopers to kill? How could he possibly think that would end in anything that does not involve the Starkiller surviving, all stormtroopers in the room dying, and Starkiller now hating Vader? Fucking moron.
Cake for everyone in attendance!
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