Drinks and Food to go with Black mesa.

Black Mesa Archive The Cafeteria
#21

The Black Mesa Open Beta is right this way sir, sorry to keep you waiting. As for me, hot fries and milk. Or anything with milk really. Fish with milk, pizza with milk, a chicken and milk. Milk and milk.

#22

White Castle’s.

#23

Milk and gummi bears.

#24

I’ve always wanted to eat Ramen all fancy and done up like in those pics just to see.

#25

Don’t. Tried it, and it tasted disgusting. One method of eating ramen is crushing it up, cook it with about 3/4 of the spice and about 1 cup of water, (the water will be soaked up by the noodles) and put the whole noodle thing on top of a big plate of rice. Tastes wonderful.

#26

First, I’ll take 30 tabs of acid. While I’m waiting for that to kick in I’ll slit my wrists and begin drinking my own blood. At this point I’ll sit down to have a nice meal of candied figs and helix shell escargot. Wash it down with a nice petite sera. By the time I’m done I should start tripping, so I’ll take a shit on the table and shove the turds into a series of syringes.

When this is complete I’ll inject the shit directly into my heart.

Now I’m ready to play black mesa.

#27

No way motherfucker. break three packages over your knee and stuff them into a gigantic pot, dump in some water and all of the seasoning packets. Boil that shit and add a dozen squirts of habanero or Tabasco.

Or just bootleg it in the microwave.

Uncooked ramyeon is for poor people.

#28

It ain’t uncooked, it is cooked very well, just doesn’t have any water left.

#29

Yeah that’s grody, like eating brains. You gots t’get your broth on

#30

Pure Nietzsche´s answer. Nice XD

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#32

Ah, I almost forgot one thing, water, my favorite drink:

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#33

How many junk food here, you guys better watch your health.

#34

oh sorry let me just prepare a a salad and several fruits to enjoy as I stare at a screen simulating murder for 6 hours straight

#35

While you’re at it, everytime you kill something, you do 100 jumping jacks.

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#37

Cooked Ham and Cheese Crescent with Soda.

Also, Dr. Strangelove, I wrote your sig as a joke on the joke board at school.

No one got it. :’(

#38

Haha I’m fairly certain he put that sig on after I posted a bunch of those in the YLYL thread :smiley: .

#39

all hail the mighty enabler

#40

I do not make jokes.

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