You can still have full sex dreams, but it will just be what you think sex is like.
rofl
Can you tell these guys to stop, please?
Why would he?
You have to remember Danny, that as much as you wish otherwise, I don’t like you.
Bringing this topic away from Danny and back to dreams for a moment.
I had the strangest dream not that long ago… I had pins, a computer and my hands.
So I did the logical thing. I stuck the pins in my hands and started typing.
The pain started to get unbearable after a little while of typing up some work and so I took the pins out of my hands.
Blood started to come out of the holes and so I used the keyboard as a bandage.
After this I woke up with a splinter where I stuck one of the pins.
Reminds me of falling asleep with the tv on.
I dreamed I had gay sex with some buff guy. It was quite tender.
That was no dream.
Nor was it tender.
I actually had a falling dream where I was falling IRL at the time, woke up when I hit the floor… True story.
Because sometimes, fucking her hard is not something right to do.
I can abort my dreams if I don’t like them. It’s pretty cool.
I’m laying in my bed, and suddenly I notice my friend is over (he wasn’t over IRL), but I dismissed that as nothing, he asked if I wanted to watch Nostalgia Critic videos, so I was like “Sure” and he starts staring blankly at the monitor (which is off). So I tell him to turn it on and he’s like “It is on” and keeps staring. So I was like “I don’t like where this is going, bye!” and wake up.
once you realize you are in a dream, that dream becomes super-cool!
Not really. Once I realize I am in a dream have 2 options.
- Let it continue the way it was.
- Force wake-up.
Am I the only one who thinks nightmares are awesome?
Depends. What kind? Chasy ones? You being killed ones? Or you reenacting The flower of flesh and blood (with you being the samurai) ones?
Ones that make absolutely no sense. Like you’re sleeping in your bed when suddenly a Tyrannosaurus Rex head pops through your window.
The best nightmares are the ones when you’re aware that you’re dreaming, in this case there no longer is any fear (because in the end fear is nothing more than being afraid of losing something) - this does some crazy shit to your dream I can tell you that from experience.
I need to have a nightmare tonight and know it. Then those ninjas will PAY, bigtime!
I don’t know about you but for me sleeping with my head facing towards the ceiling is a first class ticket to a nightmare. :awesome:
Today, I felt very relieved when I woke up, even though I had an awesome dream. That’s because I dreamed that I smoked weed and really thought I didn’t have any left, so after I woke up, I felt relieved that I was just dreaming, and I’ve got the huge bag intact ready to be consumed at 420.