Pritt stick and chapstick are basically the same thing.
If a bear shows up and starts being aggressive, throw large rocks and scream at it.
Don’t drink alchohol- if will dehydrate you.
If it’s absolutely nessisary, (eg. your plane crashed on a mountain and it’s been weeks) don’t hesitate to resort to canibalism (on corpses, though, not the living)
If you have a crowbar, you know what to do.
Took a wilderness first aid course. I know how to keep you alive after taking a bullet through the lung, make a stretcher out of a backpack (or a tarp) and two logs.
never EVER try to ride a wild Moose.
If you have a posket knife, don’t try to kill wild animals. Pick some berries instead.
never go camping in bear country if you’re menstruating.
if you tie your gun to a stick you can make a hockey stick. dont underestimate the importance of morale in wilderness survival.
Not everyone carries a gun when out in the wood :hmph:
have your butler airdrop supplies in for you, all you really need
in an emergency you can improvise a spear using only a rake or broom and a spearhead. Only the most resourceful of wilderness survivors will make the cut
If you run low on supplies you can always raid a nearby Starbucks.
if your coffee is grande you can then reuse the container as a trap to catch a squirrel or stoat to eat. Wilderness survial is all about recycling. Respect the wilderness and the wilderness will respect you. cross it and it will strike you down in an instant.
Real survivalists don’t leave the Vault.
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All I need.
So water doesn’t go too well with your system?
the wilderness is filled with water hidden just below the surface. Every quality wilderness survival multitool includes a miniature dowsing rod to guide you straight to it.
Use a cellphone.
Also:
It can do anything.
And before you ask: Magic