Cooking exploits

I’m moving out shortly, so I’ve been getting my mum to teach me how to cook some of the awesome foodz that she can make. Yesterday I learned how to make her patented quorn, carrot and gravy pie, along with proper roasted potatoes, and an Amoretto parfait. Massive calorie count, but god damn, it was delicious.

I’m also learning to bake bread, my latest exploit being proper Scottish morning rolls. No pics of them sadly, but hey, the smell is the important bit with bread (and the taste obviously).

Post yer cooking exploits!

:jizz:
I’ll get about posting something if I’m quick enough. Food tends to get into my mouth pretty quickly after I’ve made it.

Om nom nom,tasty.

Edit::ninja:'ed.

ms08-25 was much tastier ,)

did anyone need any of these recipe’s? https://www.catzeyes93.com/resources/Recipe.zip

Beef - bone in prime rib Beef roast.doc
Beef - Beef and Lentil Stew.doc
Beef - BEEF AND POTATO SKILLET DINNER.doc
Beef - BEEF POT ROAST.doc
Beef - Beef Roast.doc
Beef - BEEF STEW.doc
Beef - Cannelloni Made The Piemonte Way.doc
Beef - CHILI.doc
Beef - CHIPPED BEEF ON TOAST.doc
Beef - FAJITAS.doc
Beef - FORGOTTEN POT ROAST.doc
Beef - Grandmas Meatrolls.doc
Beef - Grilled Fajitas With Mojo.doc
Beef - HAMBURGER HELPER MEALS.doc
Beef - HAMBURGERS.doc
Beef - HOMEMADE MEATBALLS.doc
Beef - Italian Beef Sandwich.doc
Beef - MEATBALL MINESTRONE SOUP.doc
Beef - MEATLOAF.doc
Beef - Molcajete recipe.doc
Beef - SIRLOIN SALAD.doc
Beef - SLOPPY JOES.doc
Beef - Steak Chili.doc
Beef - STUFFED GREEN PEPPERS.doc
Beef - SWEET SPAGHETTI.doc
Beef - SWISS STEAK.doc
Beef - TACO SALAD.doc
Beef - TACOS.doc
Beef - Texas Chili.doc
Brats - CHEESY BRAT STEW.doc
Breakfast - BREAKFAST BURRITOS.doc
Breakfast - Breakfast Quiche.doc
Chicken - BAKED CHICKEN.doc
Chicken - Chicken and Rice Casserole.doc
Chicken - CHICKEN LINGUINI.doc
Chicken - Chicken Marengo.doc
Chicken - CHICKEN ROLL UPS.doc
Chicken - CHICKEN SALAD.doc
Chicken - Chicken Stir.doc
Chicken - CHICKEN TORTILLA SOUP.doc
Chicken - FRIED CHICKEN.doc
Chicken and Vegetable Salad.doc
Chicken - Jambalaya.doc
Chicken - Southern fired Chicken wings.doc
Chicken - Tandoori Chicken.doc
Dessert - Tirame-Su.doc
Dessert - Zabaione.doc
Fish - Blackened Salmon Sandwich.doc
Marinades - Apple Spice Brine.doc
Marinades - Korean BBQ Vinaigrette.doc
Pasta - MACARONI AND CHEESE WITH TUNA.doc
Pasta - MEXICAN PENNE.doc
Pasta - Pasta with eggplant.doc
Pork - Carnitas.doc
Pork - GREEN CHILI.doc
Pork - ITALIAN PORK DINNER.doc
Pork - PORK CHOP Italian.doc
Pork - PORK CHOPS.doc
Pork - Tortilla Soup.doc
Salads - Rice Filled Tomatoes.doc
Salads - Ziti colla salsa rubra.doc
Sausage - SAUSAGE LINGUINI.doc
Special - Outback cheese fries.doc
Special - Perfect Guacamole Recipe.doc
Special - PIZZA.doc
Special - THANKSGIVING DINNER.doc

Beef - FORGOTTEN POT ROAST.doc : do not want!

PS: Oh my god, now I’m hungry! :smiley:

wat is that thing above?

i mean, it doesn’t look like a black hole, and it doesn’t look like a linse galaxy with black-holed core, so i might suppose it’s an another irregular supernova explosion, or a product of a-dozed-man-with-a-paintbrush… ?

It’s a black hole. OMG.

Re: Beef-FORGOTTEN POT ROAST: “It’s…ALLIIIIIIIVVVVEEEEEE!!!”

I use the essence of pure flavor in my foodz.

rofl! forgotton roast is basically putting a frozen chunk of meat in the oven in the morning and by the time evening comes it is perfectly cooked and very tender.

I just made this x3 a couple days ago, still eating the left overs.

Mind you I read this in Russian, and it’s a bit tricky translating in my mind, since I don’t know any culinary terms. D:

1 Eggplant
1 Medium onion
1 cup of plain yogurt
tomatoes, regular ( or canned diced )

Cut the peel off the eggplant and cut it into ~1in cubes
Finely cut the onion

If you’re using fresh tomatoes…
Parboil the tomatoes a little, remove their skin, cut as for a salad

Saute the onions. Use oil initially, but if they start to fry, add water instead of more oil.
When half-way finished, add the tomatoes + any juice they let off or any juice that was in the can
Keep sauteing until there’s little water left

Get out a pot, add the saute’d onions / tomatoes and the eggplant. Mix them together
Set it on medium, medium-low. Let cook until finished. It should take about an hour
Add salt and pepper to taste
If you have lemon juice, add a teaspoon or two
Stir occasionally

10-15 min before completion add yogurt

Doesn’t take a lot of effort, tastes good, lasts a while. Awesome.

Wow, I just read the topic, guys. WTF

[COLOR=‘Red’]Too much off-topic bullshit and childish bickering in this thread. I’m clearing out the crap, and if any more gets posted it’ll get deleted but not before the poster earns an infraction.

I’ve been cooking a bit in my gap year before heading off to Uni. I can bribe people with decent food!

I invented a delicious recipe called “Code Chicken”. If you can get hold of the ingredients, it’s a real treat.
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Sounds interesting psyborg


i wish u didn’t see the whole gallery of hers:
https://scribbler.ru/community/blog/61/showRecord/551

That’s what you get when eat something that tastes of AIDS…

Hokay, so you wanna have some big edible mushrooms, put some cheese inside it, roll the darn thing in bacon and put it in the grill for twenty minutes, ten min. per side. End result isn’t exactly pretty but damn it’s OMNOMNOM quality food. Don’t think of the amount of calories in it, unless you want your blood veins to cry.

It looks edible.

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