“I recognize that the mod is not dead, and will be released upon completion, no sooner. I agree to not create a new thread asking if the mod is dead or for a release date, especially not within my first week on the forums.”
“I accept that many regular forum members are irritable due to the amount of new members repeatedly asking questions of whether the mod is dead, release dates, and demos, and will not take any flaming personally until I have become a headcrab.”
“I will place all small or quick suggestions in the “Got a Quick Suggestion?” Thread located in the Suggestion Box, all Questions related to the mod in the “Got a Question?” thread in the Cafeteria, and all questions directly to the developers themselves in the “Ask a Developer” thread, also in the Cafeteria.”
“I will make proper use of the sub-forums. All discussion related to the mod will go in the Cafeteria, all suggestions will go in the Suggestion Box, Entries to community Projects will go in the Community Projects subforum, Problems will go in the Website Support forum, and all Off-topic threads and posts will go in the correct Off-topic subforum.”
Maybe a questionnaire to ensure they have either read it, or have common sense.
Example:
The mod is;
A ) Dead
B ) In Development
C ) Vaporware
Trolling may result in;
A ) A pat on the back
B ) Promotion to moderator status
C ) An immediate ban.