Goodbye BMS chatroom :’(
Well I’m fairly new to the BMS chatroom, but I already have one.
Basically the chat went quiet, I responded with “Oh no I broke it” and from there on we got into a chat about broken penises.
Haha, I can’t actually believe he did that.
I don’t know if Door’s a jerk or awesome…
he’s an awesome jerk
Aw, Raminator, that tickled my ego :3
Private chat. I didn’t realize he had a legit problem until later on…
zim: yeah so-and-so is a nob too
PIRINJA: nub?
PIRINJA: nob?
zim: nob
zim: bonk
PIRINJA: Aussie lingo
PIRINJA: DOES NOT COMPUTE
zim: kcuf hhha
zim: niaga gub gnipyt sdrawkcab
PIRINJA: US SLANG AHOY
PIRINJA: higger bug corey mastertik villsaa kljjajim
zim: gnineppah speek gub siht yhw wonk tnod i
zim: sdod ni sneppah ylno ti tub
PIRINJA: jdiashf nggtfasdj uihuhhuiNIGGGAAAAAAAuigiadf njjijjhoPLEASEEEhbg
zim: WWWWONK TNOD I
PIRINJA: tug on my fire starter while i lick your chicken ass bird’s foot
zim: tuw
PIRINJA: What am I eating tomorrow for lunch
zim: suoiciled snuos
PIRINJA: I personally love the taste of pinjhorta juosias
PIRINJA: dem korimas make some good shit
zim: si eman ym athw ro ma i erehw ro ereh gnineppah stahw wonk neve tnod i
PIRINJA: ji porttumici ecchis ectdraktum?
zim: gnihtemos ro hcnerf taht si
PIRINJA: zo patim as niklopnits poropathasek
PIRINJA: ZAPH LOVEN!!
zim: TAHW TAHW
zim: TTUB EHT NI
PIRINJA: PORUS PI TLAWA WA
PIRINJA: PATOOOOOO
PIRINJA: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
PIRINJA: nich arch blaigchan
PIRINJA: sige PARLIMIJIMAJHSNDM
zim: D:
PIRINJA: I WENT THERE
zim: SIHT XIF EM PLEH
PIRINJA: JITORAM
PIRINJA: /?[{{][}{(#()#
PIRINJA: !@$U($JOI*(YFH()SAFU() [{{}{|{!!!
zim: HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA
PIRINJA: indeed
PIRINJA: All that and more in chat if I’m mod!!
PIRINJA: How’s that for a campaign?
zim: siht xif yam gnibbat tla kniht i
zim: there we go
PIRINJA: =D
PIRINJA: And don’t make it seem like my idea
PIRINJA: Be like
zim: kcab sti won dog ho
PIRINJA: He’s a bitch
PIRINJA: So nigga please
zim: ti od lli haey
zim: yrrow tnod
PIRINJA: it’ll be sweet as shit ass barley twats
PIRINJA: readin the ritz blitz?
PIRINJA: or are ya tuggin’ the tony
zim: tahw dlo eht gniggut
PIRINJA: The sad thing is
PIRINJA: i’m starting to understand you
PIRINJA: fml
zim: erofeb gnihtemos ro drow ni melborp siht dah I kniht i
zim: tresni dessrep i ti xif ot
PIRINJA: I just realized
PIRINJA: You’re type is backwards
PIRINJA: -_-
zim: tihs on
zim: ?no gniog saw knhit uoy did tahw
PIRINJA: I thought you were just pounding the kepoard
zim: lol
PIRINJA: hahahaha
PIRINJA: And I responded in kind
zim: it all started when i typed knob
zim: OMG FIXED
zim: EPIC
PIRINJA: What the fuck was that
PIRINJA: Am I on a trip
zim: i have no fuckign clue
PIRINJA: Or did you seriously have a backwards bug
zim: yes
zim: seriously
PIRINJA: that
PIRINJA: is
PIRINJA: awesome
zim: typing that k word did it
zim: I think
PIRINJA: what K word
zim: kn ob
PIRINJA: kn ob isn’t a word bitch
PIRINJA: haha
zim: well i dont want to type it again
PIRINJA: And here I was thinking we were having a keyboard smash battle
zim: read back over the chat
zim: I was very confused
PIRINJA: zim: bonk
PIRINJA: haha
zim: lol bonk
PIRINJA: I thought it was more Aussie lingo
PIRINJA: haha
zim: this is the greatest steam chat ever
PIRINJA: and then the rest was a native tongue lingo battle
PIRINJA: haha
zim: lol
Haha, fail on my part. But at least it’s forever cataloged here.
rm249 entered chat.
12:39 PM - rm249: Hey guys
12:39 PM - rm249: Site’s back up
12:40 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: hai RM
12:40 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: site was down?
12:40 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: o.O
12:40 PM - rm249: Well
12:40 PM - (141) Stefan: hai
12:40 PM - rm249: Bandwidth limit exceeded
12:40 PM - rm249: https://forums.blackmesasource.com/showthread.php?t=2179
12:40 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: ooh
12:40 PM - rm249: All’s well now
12:41 PM - rm249: Had to set a BW limit since the server only had limited bandwidth, but now its on unmetered so woooo
12:41 PM - rm249: hahaha
12:41 PM - rm249: Ya
12:41 PM - rm249: just a server thing
12:41 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: wait… you are admin there ?!!
12:41 PM - rm249: I host it yes
12:41 PM - rm249: haha
12:41 PM - rm249: And coded the site
12:41 PM - rm249: I’m the behind the scenes guy Hubi
12:42 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: oh wait… the real RM hahaha
12:42 PM - rm249: s the front stage guy
12:42 PM - rm249: haha
12:42 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: i forgot my bad
12:42 PM - rm249: ha
12:42 PM - rm249: ya
12:42 PM - rm249: im the real one
Did viv just put corgi back into her name when I was gone
THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE, MAN
But but I was forced to, I swear :’(
Lies.
Shush, you silly goose @_@
Private chat. I didn’t realize he had a legit problem until later on…
Haha, fail on my part. But at least it’s forever cataloged here.
The oddest mindfuck when reading that: when he started typing normally again, I got confused because I thought he was still writing backwards.
7:41 PM - jOHnnY UBeRscHuTZeN: I asked my little cousin what sound a bird made. She said “Tweet tweet tweet”. I said what sound does a Cow make? She said “MooooOOOOOOO!” I asked her What sound does a Walrus make? She says “Coo Coo Ca-Choo!”
7:41 PM - jOHnnY UBeRscHuTZeN: I love my little cousin.
7:41 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: haha
7:41 PM - Lord Kandy Kane: Ask her what a Raminator says
7:41 PM - CooL: haha, epic
7:41 PM - RM24: Ha.
7:41 PM - RM24: @KAne
7:41 PM - jOHnnY UBeRscHuTZeN: rofl
7:45 PM - jOHnnY UBeRscHuTZeN: “… it’s not that I condone Fascism, or any ‘ism’ for that matter, ‘isms’ are bad. I quote John Lennon - “I don’t believe in Beatles, I just believe in me.” Good point there. After all, he is the Walrus. I could be the Walrus, but I’d still have to bum rides off of people.” - Ferris Bueller
7:45 PM - Lord Kandy Kane:
:FFFUUU: i lost the chatlog, my epic fail of saving correctly but lucky Coll he was there all time while AC2ing whole time :3
(not in order i think lol)
[TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: do you need to back up your stuff or it just update to W7 without losing data
[TW] Jiggity: I recommend typing format [diskletter] into a command prompt
[TW] Jiggity: that’ll keep everything you need
[SJ!] FIX THE FERN BACK!!!: just shoot it
[TW] Jiggity: with fire
[SJ!] FIX THE FERN BACK!!!: that always works too
[SJ!] FIX THE FERN BACK!!!: yes
[SJ!] FIX THE FERN BACK!!!: of coure
[TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: while spinning
[SJ!] FIX THE FERN BACK!!!: course
[TW] Jiggity: naturally
[TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: on top of the walrus
[SJ!] FIX THE FERN BACK!!!: with a pancakepsi in your hand
[TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: which spins the galaxy
[TW] Jiggity: in a SUPERJAIL!
[SJ!] FIX THE FERN BACK!!!: yes!
RM24: Lol.
[SJ!] FIX THE FERN BACK!!!: WIN
RM24: Hah
[TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: lol
[SJ!] FIX THE FERN BACK!!!: +5 points for Jiggz
[TW] Jiggity: I DID VELL!
[SJ!] FIX THE FERN BACK!!!: indeedzor
[TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: good job
[TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]:
[TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: booze mooze snooze overdooze in superjail chat
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: i <3 you too, keresh
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: now c’mere and gimme a hug
[SJ!] Keresh: D:
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: please?
[SJ!] Keresh: noooo
[SJ!] Keresh: ok
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: but…
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: ok
[SJ!] Keresh: c’mere
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: YOU c’mere
[SJ!] Keresh: NO
[SJ!] Keresh: YOU
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: goddamnit, keresh
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: do i need to get the mic out?
[SJ!] Keresh: im not gonna swim trought the fucking ocean
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: so you can hear mah secksy voice
[SJ!] Keresh: no
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: :[
[SJ!] Keresh:
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: bitch
[SJ!] Keresh: no u
[SJ!] Keresh: bobbeh
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: false, i tell you h’wat
[SJ!] Keresh: face I tell you h’wI KEEL IT
[SJ!] Keresh: I KEEL YOU
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: alrighty then
[SJ!] Keresh: YOU DIE
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: mhm
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: and?
[SJ!] Keresh: AND
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: i stink?
[SJ!] Keresh: YOUR FUCKING CAT
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: HEY
[SJ!] Keresh:
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: DON’T EVEN FUCKING GO THERE
[SJ!] Keresh: also you stink
[SJ!] Keresh: yes
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: k
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: fine
[SJ!] Keresh: jailbot has a dirty cat
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: hahah
[SJ!] Keresh: no corrrgis
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: dirty, huh?
[SJ!] Keresh: dirty
[SJ!] Keresh: like
[SJ!] Keresh: your face
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: dirty 'cause he kicked your ass?
[TW] Jiggity entered chat.
[TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r
[TW] Jiggity: SWTJ then
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: there ya go
[TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: Super Walrus Team Jail?
[SJ!] Keresh: Super-Walrus_Team-Jail
[TW] Jiggity: a jail for members of teh super walrus team
»l-lB$«henry: JIGGITY ADD ME A FRIENDS
[TW] Jiggity: WAT
»l-lB$«henry: BECAUSE I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND
[TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: o.O
[TW] Jiggity: again… why?
[TW] Jiggity: I’m a curmudgeonly old bastard
»l-lB$«henry: SO JIGGITY U ADD ME OR NO?
[TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: zomfg henrgy ! can i has be your friend
[TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: rofl
»l-lB$«henry: MASTERHYPERACTIVE U WANT TO BE MY FRIEND ONLY ADD ME xD
[TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: 6:14 PM - »l-lB$«henry: MASTERHYPERACTIVE U WANT TO BE MY FRIEND ONLY ADD ME xD <— zomfg the screaming …bawwww
CooL: who does want to add him a friends
[TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: my ears hurts and i scared
[TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: henrgy stop yelling at me… *about to tear up *
[BMV] Chief Officer. DenDrio yells at hyper
[BMV] Chief Officer. DenDrio: :3
[TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI] hides behind everyone …
[TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: henrgy being meanie
»l-lB$«henry: _ I _
[BMV] Chief Officer. DenDrio: OH SNAP
CooL: Z SNAP
[BMV] Chief Officer. DenDrio: HE JUST FLICKED YOU OFF
RabidMonkey: you gonna stand for that
»l-lB$«henry: i
CooL: now now, thats the mean finger
»l-lB$«henry: FUCK U
RabidMonkey: no u
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: pff
»l-lB$«henry: xD
[TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: sadface
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: .l…(^^)_…l.
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: there
CooL: win
[TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: henry meanie rabidy : (
»l-lB$«henry: NO U MASTERHYP[ERACTIVE
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: you all get flipped off
[SJ!] Keresh: FUKKA YOU
»l-lB$«henry: I SAY MASTERHYPERACTIVE STUPID GAY
»l-lB$«henry was kicked by RabidMonkey.
RabidMonkey: no u
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: ha
CooL: haha
[TW] Jiggity: yay for rabid
RabidMonkey: who the fuck is that guy
[SJ!] JAILBOT, the Gravy Robber: THE POWER
Keresh has reached Level 9 on the douchebaggery scale.
Loserman: can this chat be any deader ?
[SJ!] Keresh: yes
baconeggs: yes
baconeggs left chat.
[SJ!] Keresh: and
[SJ!] Keresh left chat.
Loserman: shit
Cpl.1nsane: https://www.nasa.gov/images/content/404092main_image_1522_1600-1200.jpg
[TW] Siggs: its a space flying thingy!
[TW] Siggs:
[TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: UFO
[TW] Siggs: also known as a shuttlecock
(AEF) Collision.QP?: oh shit
[TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]:
(AEF) Collision.QP?: i heard about them
(AEF) Collision.QP?: they go over the sky
(AEF) Collision.QP?: and dont afraid of gravity
We know our science
.
We know our science
.
Okay, how would the shuttlecunt look like then?
We did the science, now it’s time for you to use your sickening imagination D:
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grim reaper: memory loss is an epidemic
Acristoff: is it?
Acristoff: I forgot