BMS steam chat moments

[bigfan421]

anyone got a transcript of me (strangeguy on steam chat) speaking on steam chat the day I got tempbanned a week ago? I want to laugh at myself.

[DarkBabe]

[BMS IT Tech] DarkBabe: rammie did you see the thread about 'Post your ‘puter’ lately?
Raminator: i shaved mine
[BMS IT Tech] DarkBabe: You shaved your computer?
[BMS IT Tech] DarkBabe: D8
Door @H|H: Raminator: i shaved mine<- Now your computer looks like a 5 year old boy.
baconeggs: Door @H|H: Raminator: i shaved mine<- Now your computer looks like a 5 year old boy. <-------------HOT SHIT

:fffuuu:

[_amp_955_dam]

You cropped it. Nasty woman.

[BMS IT Tech] DarkBabe: rammie did you see the thread about 'Post your ‘puter’ lately?
λdam: Poste your pubers?
λdam: Wut
[BMS IT Tech] DarkBabe: Adam
[BMS IT Tech] DarkBabe: Act your age
Door @H|H: haha
Losmoges: He is…
Raminator: i shaved mine
λdam: I apologize DB.
[BMS IT Tech] DarkBabe: You shaved your computer?
[BMS IT Tech] DarkBabe: D8
baconeggs: On ya adam
Raminator: rofl
[BMS IT Tech] DarkBabe: OMG
[BMS IT Tech] DarkBabe: QUOTED
Calgar: padonkey
Door @H|H: Raminator: i shaved mine<- Now your computer looks like a 5 year old boy.

[DarkBabe]

Oi! D8

I just kept the best bits. 8(

[Spooks]

@baconeggs

Keresh has reached Level 9 on the douchebaggery scale.

[Siggs]

shutting down…attempting shutdown…IT’S NOT SHUTTING DOWN!!! OH GOD!!

[MasterHyperActive]

10:31 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: zomfg
10:31 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: HIDE THE WALRUS
10:31 PM - [BMV] Chief Officer. DenDrio: lol
10:31 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI] HIDES
[TW] raw_bean entered chat.

[Acristoff]

[DMC:S DEV] Trigger_Proximity: CREAM TANGERINE
Trigger_Proximity: Welcome back Trigger
Trigger_Proximity: Why thank you
Trigger_Proximity: Dead chat?
Trigger_Proximity: Yeah
Trigger_Proximity: Hmm
Trigger_Proximity: Not surprising
Trigger_Proximity: So how have you been?
Trigger_Proximity: Oh pretty good
Trigger_Proximity: Talking to yourself agian?
Trigger_Proximity: Yeah
Trigger_Proximity: Noone seems to want to talk
Trigger_Proximity: Ah well
Trigger_Proximity: It happens
Trigger_Proximity: Soooo…
Trigger_Proximity: What’s up?
Trigger_Proximity: well
Acristoff hides in a barrel to avoid the crazy person
Trigger_Proximity: LIFE!
Trigger_Proximity: SOMEONES ALIVE

[Lamsey]

5:08 PM - zim: derp derp
5:08 PM - .nW]GARD->: derherp
5:08 PM - Door @H|H: herpa durpa
5:08 PM - zim: herp de herp derp
5:09 PM - .nW]GARD->: herp herpa derp
5:09 PM - Door @H|H: brb
5:09 PM - zim: drd
5:09 PM - [TW] Savant: hupra durpa
5:09 PM - zim: derp derp deeeeerp
5:10 PM - .nW]GARD->: derp
5:10 PM - zim: herp
5:10 PM - [TW] Savant: HERP A SHIT
5:10 PM - .nW]GARD->: DERP A COW
5:10 PM - .nW]GARD->: err.
5:10 PM - .nW]GARD->: hurr durr
5:11 PM - [TW] Savant: derp?
5:12 PM - zim: herp.
5:12 PM - Door @H|H: AAAAA! Hurpa durpa durpa
5:12 PM - .nW]GARD->: derp!?
5:12 PM - zim: herp?
5:12 PM - zim: HERP!?
5:12 PM - .nW]GARD->: HERPA DERP!?
5:12 PM - zim: YOURE NOT LOOKING AT THE BIG PICTURE!
Door @H|H has changed their name to Herpa Durp Durp @H|H.
5:12 PM - [TW] Savant: DERPESHERPERS
[TW] Savant has changed their name to [TW] Hurr Durr.
5:12 PM - Herpa Durp Durp @H|H *
5:13 PM - [TW] Hurr Durr: hurr
5:13 PM - zim: dont you worry about derp, let me worry about derp.
.nW]GARD-> has changed their name to .nW]DERP->.
5:13 PM - [TW] Hurr Durr: derp derp
5:13 PM - Herpa Durp Durp @H|H: AAAAAA! Herp durpa durpa!
5:13 PM - .nW]DERP->: herp herp - derp
5:13 PM - [TW] Hurr Durr: durr hurr herp herp
5:13 PM - derp derp duuuurp: derp derp
5:13 PM - [TW] Hurr Durr: hurr durr
5:14 PM - Herpa Durp Durp @H|H: derpa berp durp
5:14 PM - [TW] Hurr Durr hurr durr
5:14 PM - Lamsey: you have been talking in hurpadurp for about five minutes now. well done people, another new low for the BM chat
5:14 PM - derp derp duuuurp: durrrrr
5:14 PM - .nW]DERP-> derp derp
5:14 PM - [TW] Hurr Durr: hurr?
5:14 PM - [TW] Hurr Durr: derp derp derp
5:14 PM - derp derp duuuurp: durrr??
5:14 PM - Herpa Durp Durp @H|H: Lamsey: you have been talking in hurpadurp for about five minutes now. well done people, another new low for the BM chat <- Hurpa?
5:14 PM - [TW] Hurr Durr: hurpa durpa!
5:14 PM - [TW] Hurr Durr hurps

[Collision]

Tokamack has changed their name to You have.
You have entered chat.
You have been kicked from chat
(AEF) Collision.QP?: tokamack, you are a fag
(AEF) Collision.QP?: gtfo
You have left chat.
(AEF) Collision.QP?:

[Lamsey]

7:09 PM - Lamsey: was that acceptable
7:09 PM - Door @H|H: Nikki has made up her mind; she wants lamsey in stockings
7:09 PM - Süggestive: Yes
7:09 PM - Süggestive: Very much so
7:09 PM - SuperToaster: LOL
7:09 PM - Lamsey: glad to oblige
7:09 PM - Lamsey: wait
7:09 PM - Lamsey: what

:fffuuu:

[MasterHyperActive]

3:26 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: zomfg kane i see that you did to Coll’s "FERRETSÈ thread haha
3:27 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: “FERRETS”
3:27 PM - Loserman: i dont see your post
3:27 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: https://blackmesasource.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2239
3:27 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: cause i am loling now
3:27 PM - Gom_Jabbar: its full of win
3:28 PM - Door @H|H: haha
3:28 PM - [TW] Savant: hurr
3:28 PM - [TW] Savant: walrus and a car
3:28 PM - Door @H|H: kane FTW
3:28 PM - [TW] Savant: I’d take the car
3:28 PM - [TW] Savant: but I’d ride the walrus
3:28 PM - [SJ!] Keresh: it transforms
3:28 PM - [SJ!] Keresh: before our eyes
3:28 PM - [TW] Savant:
3:28 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: zomfg walrus transformer?!!
3:29 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: DOO WANT
3:29 PM - [TW] Savant: haha
3:29 PM - Door @H|H: xD

3:29 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI] transform walrus vehicle

[DenDrio]

Door @H|H cries
RM24 pats Door
RM24: no homo
Door @H|H is patted
Door @H|H jizzes on RM24
[BMV] Chief Officer. DenDrio: LOL
Door @H|H: No homo
(AEF) Collision.QP?: lol
RM24: NO U

Gay-ness

[baconeggs]

Three letter words do not count as BMS chat moments.

[Kairouseki]

@Collision

Tokamack has changed their name to You have.
You have entered chat.
You have been kicked from chat
(AEF) Collision.QP?: tokamack, you are a fag
(AEF) Collision.QP?: gtfo
You have left chat.
(AEF) Collision.QP?:

This is the funniest one I’ve seen in this thread . I need to join this chat sometime.

[Collision]

(AEF) Collision.QP?: DIABOLICAL ADRENALINE GUITAR
baconeggs: Suddenly, HECU everywhere

[Nosehole]

I AM BACK!!

.nW]GARD->: WHY ARE YOU LYING?!
.nW]GARD-> left chat.
[TW] Nosehole: There are a few particularly secksy wimminz on the interwebs - in this chat even
.nW]GARD-> entered chat.
.nW]GARD->: i know
[TW] Nosehole: How?

[saivert]

can I seek forgiveness and be let back in on the group chat.

I have behaved well on this forum so I don’t think there is any chance for repeat offenders.

I was copy pasting some stuff from the forum which got me banned.

[baconeggs]

[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: NO U
baconeggs: No trigger, no
baconeggs shakes head sadly
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: NO U
baconeggs stabs Trigger out of mercy
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs is a nonsolid entity
baconeggs deletes system 32
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: OH GOD

[MasterHyperActive]

assholy!

6:00 PM - Door @H|H: BUT HE IS A FUN ASSHOLE
6:00 PM - Door @H|H: ooer…
6:00 PM - Door @H|H: that… sounded wron
6:00 PM - Door @H|H: g
6:00 PM - RM24: fun assholy lol
6:00 PM - RM24: 0o
6:00 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: lol
6:00 PM - RM24 is going to have nightmares
6:00 PM - RM24: asshole even
6:00 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: assholy sounds worse lol
6:00 PM - Door @H|H: assholemares.
6:00 PM - Door @H|H: xD
6:01 PM - RM24: ‘assholy’
6:01 PM - RM24: ahahahaha

shit bricks to make shelter

6:02 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: 6:02 PM - Cpl.1nsane: https://fukung.net/v/14471/4be48a52719cb2dff4d5ee6266749e3d.jpg <--
6:03 PM - Door @H|H: nice
6:03 PM - Door @H|H: CAN I HAS
6:03 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: go to store
6:03 PM - Door @H|H: THEN I CAN SHIT BRICKS
6:03 PM - Door @H|H: BUT I DON’T HAVE EDIBLE LEGO
6:03 PM - RM24: lolwut.
6:03 PM - RM24: Lolololwut
6:03 PM - Door @H|H: I ONLY HAVE TEH PLASTIC LEGO
6:03 PM - Door @H|H: *THE
6:03 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: make sure it is solid and steady…ppl need to live there for shelter
6:03 PM - RM24: Hahaha
6:03 PM - Door @H|H: xD
6:03 PM - RM24: OH HYPER YOU
6:03 PM - Door @H|H: in my stomach?
6:04 PM - Door @H|H fluffles hyper
6:04 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: 6:03 PM - RM24: OH HYPER YOU <— what? innocent
6:04 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI] is fluffled
6:04 PM - [BMV] Chief Officer. DenDrio: INNOCENT?!
6:04 PM - [BMV] Chief Officer. DenDrio: LAIS
6:04 PM - [BMV] Chief Officer. DenDrio: NO SUCH THING
6:04 PM - RM24: DEN
6:04 PM - RM24: OHAI
6:04 PM - [BMV] Chief Officer. DenDrio: hai
6:04 PM - Door @H|H: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS INNOCENCE…
6:04 PM - Door @H|H: ONLY CERTAIN DEGREES OF GUILT
6:04 PM - RM24: LOL
6:05 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: 6:03 PM - Door @H|H: in my stomach? <-- well you do need to shit bricks…so…bricks would be out of your ass…hope its big enough for all those bricks to get out lol
6:05 PM - Door @H|H: den, TF2?
6:05 PM - RM24: Oh god I feel like hyper in the morning in her hyperstate
6:05 PM - [BMV] Chief Officer. DenDrio: sure
6:05 PM - RM24: w/ less hyper and more caps
6:05 PM - Door @H|H: [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: 6:03 PM - Door @H|H: in my stomach? <-- well you do need to shit bricks…so…bricks would be out of your ass…hope its big enough for all those bricks to get out lol <- xD
6:05 PM - RM24: hahaha
6:05 PM - Door @H|H: YOU SAYING YOU HOPE I HAVE A BIG ASS?
6:05 PM - RM24: lolololololloolollo
6:05 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: well you did say you need to shit bricks

RUB IT TO THE FACE FGT

6:06 PM - Door @H|H: LET’S GO RUB IT IN RM24’S FACE!
6:06 PM - [BMV] Chief Officer. DenDrio: YEAH
6:06 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: WATCH OUT RM …THEY GONNA SHIT BRICKS AT YOU
6:06 PM - RM24: OH MY
6:06 PM - [TW] MasterHyperActive [CAKEPSI]: rofl