BMS steam chat moments

Trigger_Proximity · August 11, 2020, 4:59am

TL;DR
Triggs: Ram is a man
Triggs: The manliest of all men
Triggs: Crossed the entire fucking planet for a woman.

PhishTanke entered chat.
PhishTanke: does anyone know when black mesa: source is coming out?
[TW] Rossman: FUCK YOU
[TW] Rossman: GET OUT
[TW] Rossman: NOW
[TW] Rossman: BITCH
PhishTanke: …
[TW] Rossman: DID I STUTTER?
[TW] Rossman: GET OUT
Triggs: It’s dead.
Triggs: Not coming out anymore
PhishTanke: jordan…no
Triggs: Unreleased.
PhishTanke: damn
PhishTanke: i’ve been waiting for it for years
Triggs: one of the lead devs was off having sex
Triggs: and didn’t come back
PhishTanke: …
Triggs: without him they decided it was pointless
Triggs: also I’m serious
Triggs: He was off getting laid.
Triggs: and never came back
PhishTanke: i dont believe you…
Triggs:
PhishTanke: were did u get this info?
Triggs: We’re in here all the time.
Triggs: We hear things.
PhishTanke: so you heard it…
Triggs: Some of the Devs were in here alot
PhishTanke: you know they are devs, how?
Triggs: Because they have a star
Triggs: and are moderators
Triggs: also I’ve seen them work
PhishTanke: …
PhishTanke: what were they called?
Triggs: and they’re part of the bm dev group
Triggs: https://steamcommunity.com/id/Gnosiseisodos/
[TW] Door: That’s the only BM dev left
Triggs: https://steamcommunity.com/id/RabidMonkey/
CTID entered chat.
CTID: so, just beat Just Cause 2
[TW] Rossman: sweet
CTID: You should NOT have to kill a guy 3 times before he actually dies
[TW] Rossman: hahaha
CTID: He gets a grenade to the face
[TW] Rossman: badass
PhishTanke: who is rabbid monkey??
Triggs: Are you serious?
CTID: Then you have to unload AT LEAST 20 magazines of assault rifle ammo into his face
PhishTanke: …
Triggs: He’s the Rabid Fucking Monkey
Triggs: Was one of the Level Designers
CTID: Then you have to disable nukes in midair
CTID: Was?
Triggs: yes
CTID: And then you tie him to one of the nukes and jump off
Triggs: BM is dead
[TW] Rossman: /mw takes off pants
PhishTanke: never heard of him
[TW] Rossman: whoops
PhishTanke: …
Triggs:
[TW] Rossman takes off pants
[TW] Rossman: much better
CTID:
Triggs: I don’t fucking believe this.
Triggs: How can you not of heard of RabidMonkey.
CTID: How the fuck do you not know who Rabid is?
CTID: Do you know who Ram is?
PhishTanke: …
PhishTanke: no
CTID:
Triggs: Raminator
[TW] Rossman: he’s the guy that left the game for sex
PhishTanke: …
CTID: You make me sad
CTID: Indescribably sad
Triggs: How can you of been following this for years and not know them
PhishTanke: i dont know
PhishTanke: i dont look for names
[TW] Door: You weren’t following
[TW] Door: Do you even know who the Project Lead used to be?
PhishTanke: …
PhishTanke: raminator with R or r
PhishTanke: ?
Triggs: R
PhishTanke: no pic??
CTID: Ram wasn’t the project lead
Triggs: https://steamcommunity.com/id/raminator
Triggs: yes he was CTID
CTID: I thought the original Lead was Kalashnikov
Triggs: no
Triggs: he left
[TW] Door: It was Kalashnikov then cman2k
CTID: I said the original one, Triggs
[TW] Rossman: https://steamcommunity.com/id/cman2k
PhishTanke: raminator is a chick??
[TW] Rossman left chat.
[TW] Rossman entered chat.
[TW] Rossman: bah wrong window
[TW] Door: happens
[TW] Rossman: huh
[TW] Rossman: it’s 1:48
[TW] Rossman: not tired at all
Triggs: no
Triggs: Ram is a man
Triggs: The manliest of all men
Triggs: Crossed the entire fucking planet for a woman.
[TW] Rossman: who left the game for sex
Triggs: Ram
PhishTanke: iin the group: raminators ladies club
Triggs: It’s his club
Triggs: For the ladies
[TW] Rossman: like me
PhishTanke: it sais: i love raminator, she has a pretty nose
Triggs: Yes
PhishTanke: SHE
Triggs: Someone thought she was a woman
Triggs: his avatar used to be Summer Glau
PhishTanke: …
Triggs: and they thought he was a she
Triggs: and you see where this is going
PhishTanke: who is cman??
Triggs: He was the second Lead Dev
Rainy is now playing Left 4 Dead 2. Click here to join.
PhishTanke: i can see
CTID: Triggs: Ram is a man
Triggs: The manliest of all men
Triggs: Crossed the entire fucking planet for a woman. <— That’s actually a pretty fucking awesome way to put that
PhishTanke: you cant send cman a message
Rainy is now playing Left 4 Dead 2. Click here to join.
CTID: Right
CTID: I need to get up for school in 2 hours
CTID: 'night
CTID left chat.

also holy fucking shit guys
NOSE HAIRS

[TW] Rossman: I better get off as well
PhishTanke: how old are you triggs?
[TW] Rossman: I gotta go skating tomorrow
PhishTanke: culater
[TW] Rossman left chat.
PhishTanke: triggs
PhishTanke: …
Triggs: what
Triggs: 24
Triggs: almost 25
Triggs: why?
PhishTanke: cool
PhishTanke: just wondering
PhishTanke: im 12
PhishTanke: but the tallest in school by far
PhishTanke: apparently i have the mental age of 17
ω.Collision: BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
ω.Collision: you think you
ω.Collision: you dont though
PhishTanke: ask my teacher
ω.Collision: hahahaahhahahaahahhaahahhaha
PhishTanke: u live in brisbane i live in beaudesert
PhishTanke: her name is: Anita Jamesion
PhishTanke: he teaches year 7
Triggs: Holy shit guys
Triggs: I think I slept with her once
PhishTanke: …
Triggs: I think
Triggs: wait
PhishTanke: she’s fat
Triggs: How old is she?
Triggs: And Tank?
[TW] Door: And fat is bad?
Triggs: I like a little meat on the bones
PhishTanke: bout 50
Triggs: Yep
Triggs: I have slept with her
PhishTanke: your 25…
Triggs: so?
Triggs: I like old people
PhishTanke: why would you sleep with someone twice your age
PhishTanke: …
Triggs: My sexual desires are not for your pre-puberty ears
PhishTanke: i have nose hairs
Triggs: oh
Triggs: my
Triggs: god
PhishTanke: noob
Triggs: guys
Triggs: he has nose hairs
Triggs:
PhishTanke: …
Triggs: They’re pretty mandatory in peopke
Triggs: people*
Triggs: they grow them very early on
Triggs: To stop shit getting into your nose
ω.Collision: oh man
ω.Collision cantstoplaughing.jpg
Triggs: ^
ω.Collision: STAND THE FUCK BITCHES
ω.Collision: I HAVE NOSE HAIRS
ω.Collision: OH MAN
ω.Collision: I CANT CUM ANYMORE
[TW] samzala disconnected.
PhishTanke: gtg
PhishTanke left chat.
ω.Collision: better look out triggs
ω.Collision: those hairy nosed fellows are so manly
[TW] samzala entered chat.

Collision · November 24, 2018, 10:15pm

404 this now.

BahamutBBob · November 24, 2018, 10:15pm

Wow.

I read both walls of text.

Wow.

If this was the “You laugh you lose” thread, I would have just lost hard.

Spooks · November 24, 2018, 10:16pm

Jorma_Kay · November 24, 2018, 10:18pm

Oh dear.

Defus entered chat.
21:05 - [SanFROD]: wap wap
21:05 - [SanFROD]: ah man
21:05 - [SanFROD]: everyone look on defus’s profile
21:05 - [SanFROD]: look at his picture
21:05 - [SanFROD]: he’s so hot
21:06 - Aygent Nahman MacJayden: Hahahaha, oh yeah, he’s going into my fap folder.
21:07 - [SanFROD]: totally
21:07 - [SanFROD]: i’m already stroking my thick cock to him
21:07 - RabidMonkey: hot
21:08 - [SanFROD]: wouldn’t that just be the best circle jerk ever?
21:08 - [SanFROD]: all of us, him in the middle
21:09 - RabidMonkey: too bad he’s away from the circlejerk
21:09 - [SanFROD]: i was thinking it’d be nice for us to come on him though
21:09 - Aygent Nahman MacJayden: Then we’ll just have to keep fapping until he comes back.
21:10 - [SanFROD]: but i guess no one would get to stroke him
21:10 - Aygent Nahman MacJayden: Y’know, warming up a lil’ bit.
21:10 - [SanFROD]: hey
21:10 - [SanFROD]: you know youv’e got a problem with premature edjaculation
21:10 - [SanFROD]: don’t push yourself
21:11 - RabidMonkey: yeah, don’t fire before the fun has even begun
21:12 - [SanFROD]: not like last time…
21:12 - Aygent Nahman MacJayden: Okay, I’ll just rub my balls with my forehead.
21:12 - [SanFROD]: hahahahah
21:12 - [SanFROD]: oh god
21:12 - [SanFROD]: i’m actually laughing loudly enough to get told off for
Defus disconnected.

Brother_Shrike · November 24, 2018, 10:18pm

You should mention he’s a furry.

Trigger_Proximity · November 24, 2018, 10:21pm

So San is Poor and Irish. This guy. oh man.

[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y entered chat.
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: HI
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: IM ZiPpY
zim: hi 456#$%^3456#$%^3456#$%^2234
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: wtf?
[DMC:S DEV] Tennisball: No.
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: lol
[DMC:S DEV] Tennisball: We don’t want 3 free games.
samzala: hello numbernumbernumbernumber
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Remove your CoD colour Tags
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: wat?
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: or GTFO
zim: just GTFO
[DMC:S DEV] Tennisball: ^
zim: would be best
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: how bout u suk my hairy dick
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: then ill go
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: oh shit
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: ok
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: ?
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: You have hair on your dick?
zim: hes hardcore man
[DMC:S DEV] Tennisball: Yeah, sounds fun.
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: dayyummm
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: ye
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: i no
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: look
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
zim: he nos
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: You should shave your hair on your dick.
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: im so cool
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: my name is triggs
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: It’s only supposed to be on your balls.
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: and zim
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: no shit
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: inorite
zim: your name is triggs and zim?
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: we’re so cool
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: GAY
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: yes
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: FAGS
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: YE
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: me and zim
samzala: good god
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: are in the butt sex department
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: u and dikhead
samzala: why do i assume people aren’t 12
samzala: i keep getting disappointed
zim: lol
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: wat?
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: you’re 12
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: aren’t you
samzala: okay you nitwit who fell out of your mothers vagina
samzala: i’ll block you
samzala: this means i won’t hear what you say, okay
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: im not 12
samzala: can you understand that concept
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: ?
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: im
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Oh really
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: 16
samzala: you won’t exist
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: I think you’re 12
zim: HEY IM NOT 12 IM 14 NEXT MONTH TAK THAT U B!TC
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: i think u have no dick
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: I think you’re right
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: OMG
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Who’s to say I’m a man?
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: big fella
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: u like penis
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: I’m a woman.
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: ?
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Of course I like penis
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: we know
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: im waiting
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: …
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Waiting for?
samzala: okay i’ll have a cup of coffee, chop shop boys cut him up and get rid of him before i get back
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: dry
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: me to orgasm at your feet?
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: dry
[DMC:S DEV] Tennisball: This is when we need Reb.
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: so yur agirl
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Christ if I fucked you I reckon my hymen would still be intact
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: ?
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: I know tennis
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: I’m filling in
[TW] Door entered chat.
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Yes zippy
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: I am female
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: is that not so door
zim: now he knows hes going to be nice to you trigger
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: fail
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: .
[TW] Door: Yes she is
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Fail?
[TW] Door: I fuck her all the time
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: yes it is
[TW] Door: Her pussy is so tight and wet
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: So you like the dick
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: right?
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: of course
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Personally I love dick
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: especially when they’re double penetrating me.
[TW] Door: I like both tits and balls.
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: i know
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Did I mention I love having kittens like my pussy
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: my tight
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: wet
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: pussy
[SanFROD] entered chat.
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: oh hello fellow woman
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: For I am a woman
[SanFROD]: hey missy
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: isn’t that right zippy
zim: a woman
zim: with no penis
zim: its true
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Why don’t you flop out your man meat for me to turn into a sandwich Zippy?
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Your hairy cock
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Bet he’s got massive nosehairs too
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: YEP
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: of course
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: im getting ripped by a guy and girl called zim and triggs
[SanFROD]: hehheh
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: No
[SanFROD]: your name is funny
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: I’m serious
[SanFROD]: ^___^
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: I want to have wild sex with you
zim: [SanFROD]: your name is funny
zim: it just rolls off the tounge doesnt it?
[SanFROD]: crazy name, what’s your name mean?
zim: @%6^65$&65%^5876(645^4233
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: ‘Faggot’
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: amirite
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: who?
[SanFROD]: hey, stop being mean, he seems cool
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: me
[SanFROD]: yes
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: or other guy
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: ?
[SanFROD]: what’s your name mean?
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: a nickname
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: y
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: ?
[SanFROD]: but i mean, it’s nonsense
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: But I want a piece of his cock
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: :C
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: I’m such a slut
[SanFROD]: i don’t understand how that can be a nickname
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: I’m going to go finger myself
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: in my tight
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: ok
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: wet
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: womanhole
[SanFROD]: how can you remember it if it’s a jumble of random letters and numbers?
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: yuk]
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: wellllllllllllllll
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Yuck?
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: in cod
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: o_O
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: ^ and a number
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: means a colour
[SanFROD]: oh okay
[SanFROD]: i think i get it now
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: my name is hsK. ZiPpY
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: with nothing
[SanFROD]: thanks for explaining, i’ve seen people with similar names and never understood it before
[SanFROD]:
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: no problem
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: That was a refreshing orgasm
[SanFROD]: what brings you to chat?
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: nothing
zim: just imagine what the cod chatroom looks like
zim: oh gon
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: oh god
[DMC:S DEV] Tennisball: Indeed.
[TW] Door: Numbers…
[TW] Door: Numbers everywhere.
[SanFROD]: i think call of duty is cool
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: me 2
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: do u have it
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: ?
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: CoD is for faggots
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: like you
zim: oh god I just went in there
zim: its true
[SanFROD]: not on this laptop, i’m afraid :[
zim: numbers
zim: everywhere
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: You said yuck when I was fingering myself
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: so you mustn’t like pussy
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: which means your a faggot.
[NurseTech] DarkBabe entered chat.
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: YOU’RE*
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: that sucks that yur laptop doesnt run it
[NurseTech] DarkBabe slides in
[SanFROD]: no, it could run it, i just don’t have it bought for this account
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Pfft
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Yeah right
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: its a good game
zim left chat.
[TW] Door: My laptop could run it, I just do not wish to buy it
[TW] Door: Or pirate it
zim entered chat.
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: do u have any onther console
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: ?
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: yur 2 poor
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: ?
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: yes
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: San is so poor
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: thats it
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: she can’t afford food
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: no
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Clearly
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: yur a cunt
[SanFROD] disconnected.
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: hahaha
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Yes.
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: i hope u no
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Sure I am
[SanFROD] entered chat.
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: atleast I’ve got one
zim: steam store is working!
[SanFROD]: lolwat
[SanFROD]: i’m not poor
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: i no
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Yes you are
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: i never said that
[SanFROD]: hahahah
[SanFROD]: ah man what
zim: he nos
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: What sort of poor bitch doesn’t own a faggy game like CoD
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Christ
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: If you like a game so much you should buy it
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: and if you can’t
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: You are poor
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: and irish
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: he isnt irish
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: or poor
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Yes
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Yes she is
!Specta: steam shop wotks again
!Specta: zim got the game?
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: She’s a fucking whore!
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: ok triggs
[SanFROD]: i’m not a he, i’m a girl
!Specta: works*
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Her pimp takes all of her money
[SanFROD]: however
[SanFROD]: i’m not irish or a whore
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: He goes by the name of Rain Meter
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: listen
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: ok
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: mr triggs
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: I’m all ears mr. codfag
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: u have cod
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: ?
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: No
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Because I’m not a faggot
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: yur irish
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: and irish
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Nope
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: i see
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: yur poor
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: and irish
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Note how I said if you WANT something and you can’t afford it you’re poor
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: and irish
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: well
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: u dont own the best game in the world
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: I don’t WANT Co-
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: irish cunt
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: y
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: HAHAHA
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: ?
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: HAHA
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: HA
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: HAHAHA
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: HAHAHA
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: OH GOD
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: CHATTY
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: THE LULZ
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: OH GOD
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: THE LULZ
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: U OWN LEFT 4 DEAD
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: HAHAHA
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: FAIL
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: OK
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: L4D is a legitimate game
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: go play your Nazi Zombies codfag
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: I WANT TO KILL SOMETHING THAT
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: SCRATHES ME
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: OK
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: ?
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: IM COOL
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: JUST LIKE U
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: INORITE
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: I’M SO FUCKING EPIC
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: U OWN THE MOST UNREALISTIC GAME OF THE YEAR
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: YES
zim: lol
[TW] Door: At least they are fun games.
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: LOOK IT UP
zim: what a fag
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: ITS SO SHIT
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: BECAUSE REGENERATING HEALTH
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: WITH YOUR MANLINESS
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: IS REAL
[TW] Door: Realism != Fun
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: FUCKING CODFAGS
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: U R KIDDING EM
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: OK
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: LOOK UP L4D VS COD
[SanFROD]: no?
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: ON YOUTUBE
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Two different games
[SanFROD]: that’s stupid
[SanFROD]: you can’t compare them
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: different Genres
[TW] Door: Do it yourself you lazy faggot
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: i am
[SanFROD]: that’s like saying tetris is better than pacman
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: i watching
[SanFROD]: they’re completely different games
[SanFROD]: you cannot compare
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: yes u can
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: It’s like comparing Worms to TF2
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: u make a video
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: then put footage
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: or Forza Motorsport to Halo
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: fullstop
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: lol
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Two Different Genres
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: and thus
zim: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: you cannot compare properly
zim: WOOOORRMSSSSSSSSSS
[TW] Door: WORMS
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: omg
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: OMG
[TW] Door: ZOMG GARD WHERE IS HE
zim: WIGGLLY WOOORRMMMSS
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: TRIGGS OWNS 95 GAMES
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: WAT A LOSER
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: FAIL
zim: shutup zippy
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: AT LIFE
zim: weve been through this
zim: you are afaggot
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: YES
zim: now go
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: I FAIL
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: AT LIFE
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: AND YUR NAME IS ZIM
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: BECAUSE I HAVE
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: THAT I CAN BUY
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: 95 GAMES
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: MOST OF WHICH
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: I DON’T EVEN PLAY
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: FAIL
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: WHAT A FAGGOT AM I.
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: U SUK SO BA
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: D
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: Y WASTE SO MUCH
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: ON A GAME
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: LOSER
[TW] Door: Woah woah
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: GO AND PLAY WoW
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: or something
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y: gay prik
[{^9hs^4K. ^6Z^9i^6P^9p^6Y left chat.
!Specta: stop the spam
zim: lololol
!Specta: it is not cool
zim: trolled hard
[TW] Door: You’re telling US not to waste money on a game when you play the most overpriced piece of-
[TW] Door: oh he left
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs:
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: Did I not tell him I have more than enough money?
zim: and he will never return to BM chat as long as he lives
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: He’s obviously poor
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: and irish
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: brb
[DMC:S DEV] Triggs: chatmoments

Imonfire · November 24, 2018, 10:21pm

tl;dr

Brother_Shrike · November 24, 2018, 10:21pm

Reading it was worth it. even if it was impossible to read because of all the %76%%^Giu^^&^gJ^(^&^*s.

samzala · November 24, 2018, 10:22pm

cock block

Bolteh · August 11, 2020, 8:32pm

Android11x · November 24, 2018, 10:23pm

^OH FUCK, FFFUUU

Collision · November 24, 2018, 10:26pm

Superb fail by Rossman today.

A little while later.

Rossman · November 24, 2018, 10:26pm

Ninja’d

Fuck me.

RabidMonkey · November 24, 2018, 10:26pm

owned

Fancy_Pants · November 24, 2018, 10:26pm

i’d rather have the hatless sniper than the stupid fucking pith helmet i got

Rossman · August 11, 2020, 5:09am

You can see the failure here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ewltF66_qY

But…

There is redemption… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nsQHEBBXL4

Fancy_Pants · November 24, 2018, 10:26pm

oh you lucky bastard the only other hat i have that i can craft is the soldier pot and i like it

Soup · November 24, 2018, 10:26pm

Modest Pile Of Hats ftw.

Doom · November 24, 2018, 10:30pm

1:16 - DoomBoom: gaybow
1:17 - [TW] samzala: gaychery
1:17 - <> senn: gayrow
1:18 - DoomBoom: gayzala
[TW] samzala disconnected.
1:18 - DoomBoom: I DIDNT MEAN TO OFFEND YOU
1:18 - DoomBoom: ;_;