BMS steam chat moments

[Door]

@Doom

1:16 - DoomBoom: gaybow
1:17 - [TW] samzala: gaychery
1:17 - <> senn: gayrow
1:18 - DoomBoom: gayzala
[TW] samzala disconnected.
1:18 - DoomBoom: I DIDNT MEAN TO OFFEND YOU
1:18 - DoomBoom: ;_;

00:21 - [TW] Door: gaydoom
00:21 - DoomBoom: faofuhweauiofhAFAEJf
00:21 - DoomBoom: EFOIFAIFjo
00:21 - DoomBoom: RAIG
DoomBoom left chat.
00:21 - [TW] Door:

[DenDrio]

10:26 PM - [TW] samzala™: how’d you know you came at a spesific pressure
10:26 PM - [TW] samzala™: this is relevant to my interest
10:26 PM - =M.S.S=GORE-A!: you are interested in dolphins jizzing.
10:26 PM - =M.S.S=GORE-A!: Yeah…
10:26 PM - [OpLDEV] DenDrio [CAKEPSI]: yeah
10:27 PM - =M.S.S=GORE-A!: gawd
10:27 PM - CTID: It’s a rough estimate, Sam
10:27 PM - CTID: Hold off for like 3 weeks, then jerk off or have sex or whatever
10:27 PM - CTID: You will damn near hit your ceiling
10:27 PM - =M.S.S=GORE-A!: srsly thinking about it just killed a little of me inside
10:27 PM - [OpLDEV] DenDrio [CAKEPSI]: lol
10:27 PM - CTID: I shit you not

[Door]

Oh yeah that, he likes to talk about that a lot. I’m sure CTID is more interested in jizzing than is healthy.

[Nosehole]

Why did I miss a discussion about dolphins jizzing?

[Android11x]

{TLD}mike: hai gaiz :U
A11x: :U
{TLD}mike: :U
A11x: :V
[TVV] Ellispants: :W
A11x: :B
{TLD}mike:
A11x: :Y
{TLD}mike: :<
A11x: :>
{TLD}mike:
A11x:
{TLD}mike: >
A11x: D:<
Comrade Insane:
You have been kicked from the chat by Comrade Insane.

I think he’s just butthurt because I said the A-Grunt chamber in BM looked shitty.

[Pyroclase]

This is from the #Portal IRC:

Are you saying that Gabe is really a can-recycling robot named Herbert?
…let’s hope it leads somewhere.

Ehhhh… it was funnier then. Honest. Plus I only saved this one quote.

In the same session, we speculated about how Space Nazis and Minigun Hitler will be employed in Episode 3, and confirmed the possibility that the Borealis was photoshopped by the Combine. And some other crap.

[BahamutBBob]

Humanity’s worst enemy: a Combine Overlord with Photoshop installed on his claw hand robot thingy.

[DenDrio]

9:13 PM - nutero: the neanderthaler genes only survived, because they like to be misstreated by the more crafty ones
9:14 PM - nutero: charlie knew, and bread them during the war
9:14 PM - Afason: made them bread?
9:14 PM - nutero: breed
9:14 PM - RabidMonkey: bred
9:14 PM - Medevilae: nea survived?
9:14 PM - Medevilae: its bred
9:14 PM - Medevilae: yeah
9:14 PM - Afason: …what war?
9:14 PM - nutero: thx
9:14 PM - [TW] Door: *which
9:14 PM - nutero: the war stupid, the one you divided in two
9:15 PM - Medevilae: nea didn’t survive they were killed off because they couldn’t adapt
9:15 PM - nutero: hollywood, you know
9:15 PM - Rebecca [SanFROD]: lol?
9:15 PM - Afason: …And what war is this?
9:15 PM - nutero: the war
9:15 PM - nutero: the big one
9:15 PM - Afason: World war two?
9:15 PM - Medevilae: korean war
9:15 PM - [OpLDEV] DenDrio [CAKEPSI]: civil?
9:15 PM - [OpLDEV] DenDrio [CAKEPSI]: vietnam?
9:15 PM - Afason: World war 1?
9:15 PM - [OpLDEV] DenDrio [CAKEPSI]: french and indian?
9:15 PM - Medevilae: definitally vietnam
9:15 PM - ω.Collision: WAR
9:15 PM - Rebecca [SanFROD]: war never changes…
9:15 PM - [OpLDEV] DenDrio [CAKEPSI]: THE DEMOMAN AND SOLDIER WAR?!
9:15 PM - Afason: Spartaaa?
9:16 PM - nutero: doesn’t matter, now you know, they have your ip and you’ve got to run
9:16 PM - Medevilae: 7 years war
9:16 PM - Afason: pfff
9:16 PM - Afason: okay
9:16 PM - ω.Collision: Rebecca [SanFROD]: war never changes… <- knew someone would say that
Triggs entered chat.
9:16 PM - ω.Collision: :3
9:16 PM - [OpLDEV] DenDrio [CAKEPSI]: still, which war?
9:16 PM - Medevilae: oh god not my IP
ω.Collision is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
9:16 PM - Afason: Run where? not those CRAFTY NEANDERTHALS!
9:17 PM - Afason: I have a bad feeling that he thinks that some big hairy guy is going to kick down my door holding a netbook
9:17 PM - nutero: well its your life, i would run
9:17 PM - Afason: HE’S GOT MY IP

This is what happens when you don’t answer a question correctly.

[Flatline]

@DenDrio

This is what happens when you don’t answer a question correctly.

I dunno, he answered the question. You’re an idiot if you thought he meant Korean or Vietnam when they only affected a couple of countries.

[BahamutBBob]

IMO, we should go with the Australian American war. Since, you know, it was “the biggest war since the big one.”

[Medevilae]

@Flatline

I dunno, he answered the question. You’re an idiot if you thought he meant Korean or Vietnam when they only affected a couple of countries.

lern2sarcasm

[CTID]

@BM Chat

Lord CTID: https://img716.imageshack.us/img716/9163/vf8hua.jpg
Afason: His muscles show he does not contain the mental capacaty to operate a modern digital camera.
Lord CTID: Kaze is actually pretty smart
Afason: Oh, right.
SanFROD: kaze is rad
Lord CTID: bscly
[TW] Rossman: he will eat you
Afason: Shit
[TW] Rossman: for breakfast
Lord CTID: I don’t understand why everyone hates him
A11x: his body
A11x: it’s the dedication
[TW] Rossman: they are jelly
A11x: they don’t understand
[TW] uncle sam: before the image had loaded below his chest
[TW] uncle sam: i was seriously afraid he had his dick in his hand
[TW] Rossman: lol
[BRO] Kaze entered chat.
[BRO] Kaze: AFASON!
[BRO] Kaze: The lord has called upon me
[TW] Rossman: speak of the devel
[BRO] Kaze: To vanquish thee
[TW] Rossman: whoops
Afason: San, what did you do.
[BRO] Kaze: For speaking down of thine name.
A11x: oh wow, speak of the fucking devil
Lord CTID: oh fucking wow
Lord CTID: I just burst out laughing
Lord CTID claps for Kaze’s appearance
[BRO] Kaze: Ye shall burn at the stake.
[TW] uncle sam: dicks?
[TW] Rossman: awesome
Lord CTID: That was brilliance
Afason: Can I say sorry?
SanFROD grabs popcorn
[TW] Rossman brings the soda
[TW] uncle sam: pass some of that?
SanFROD passes
[TW] Rossman: here you are
[TW] Rossman gives sam a drink
[BRO] Kaze: Forgiveness is not an option
Afason: Fuck.
[BRO] Kaze: You must accept your fate
[TW] uncle sam gobbles down
Lord CTID: Can I have one, Ross?
[TW] Rossman: sure thing
[BRO] Kaze: Although you do have one way out of this
[TW] Rossman gives drink
SanFROD: 01:54 - [TW] uncle sam gobbles down
hnngh, i bet you do
Afason: That is?
Lord CTID takes and has a seat
[BRO] Kaze: Answer me a general knowledge question of my choosing.
[TW] uncle sam: huhu
[TW] Rossman: lol
Afason: Oh, shit.
SanFROD: did chat just get interesting?
[BRO] Kaze: The answer must be said within 4 seconds, no Google.
[TW] Rossman: hell yeah
[BRO] Kaze: Are you up for this challenge?
Afason: Good god
A11x: ask him the capital of Rhode Island
Afason: Um.
Lord CTID: I dunno, all I know is it’s suddenly gotten fucking awesome
A11x: he’ll never get it
Afason: Will I be any worse off if I fail?
[TW] uncle sam: ilke he has an option, fuck this is entertaining
SanFROD: yep yep
[BRO] Kaze: Choose.
Afason: Oh well, I accept.
[TW] Rossman chews slowly
Lord CTID sips soda
[BRO] Kaze: Okay. Your question is about to be presented
[BRO] Kaze: Are you ready?
Afason: Yes.
[BRO] Kaze: How many toes does a penguin have on each foot?
[BRO] Kaze: 5
SanFROD: 4
[BRO] Kaze: 4
[BRO] Kaze: 3
Afason: Four
[BRO] Kaze: 2
SanFROD: dun dun
[BRO] Kaze: Your answer was four
King Maxwell: about 7
SanFROD: dun da dah dun
[BRO] Kaze: The correct answer
SanFROD: bow
[BRO] Kaze: Was three.
SanFROD: hahhahahahahaha
[TW] Rossman: BWAHAHAHAHA
Afason: I- what.
A11x: DOMMOT FRONK
[TW] Rossman: what happens now?
[BRO] Kaze: Well
Lord CTID: Vanquishing, I’d assume
[BRO] Kaze: Nothing really.
SanFROD: we wait for raminatrix to come online and ban him
Afason: Fffff
[TW] Rossman: sam this game is still going?
Lord CTID: And in the meantime…
[TVV] Ellispants: Christ
SanFROD: YOU FAIL IN THE CHAT, YOU FAIL FOR REAL

[Afroded]

I accept my fate…

[Android11x]

And I can say I was there for it all. <3

[Trigger_Proximity]

[TW] Bear Door: And hello Fan
Nuclear Dan:
[TW] Bear Door: Buclear Fan, that’s you right?
RabidMonkey: dan
Trousers entered chat.
[TW] Bear Door: Duclear Ban?
Afason: Paynts.
Trousers: Trousers…
[TW] Bear Door: Dan the Ban
[TW] Bear Door: Hm
Afason: Ban the Dan
Afason: by Dan, I mean Door
[TW] Bear Door: By Door, you mean Afason
Afason: By Afason, you mean everybody.
RabidMonkey: daaaaan
[TW] Bear Door: Dan is sexy
Afason: And I was not saying truthful things
[TW] Bear Door: I am saying truthful things
Triggs: [TW] Bear Door: Duclear Ban?
Dukelear Dan
Afason: Duke Lear Dan
[TW] Bear Door: Duke of Clear, Dan
Triggs: We should stop before one of us gets banned
Afason: or all of us
Triggs: unless it’s door
[TW] Bear Door: Why should we when we make up awesome names
Afason: okay
[TW] Bear Door: Duke of Clear, Dan is quite nice.
Nuclear Dan: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU GUYS WANT

[Door]

I want him to be my Duke.
Duke me!

[Acristoff]

10: 37 AM - Acristoff: Quick make something that rhymes with 'Mild Corn"
10: 38 AM - Sivulla: Child porn!

'Nuff said.

[Lamsey]

12:36 AM - RabidMonkey: I like my red meat pink
12:37 AM - GARD->: pink meat got me thinking in ways, that red meat didnt fit into.
12:37 AM - Lamsey: pink meat goes in red meat
12:37 AM - Madre Bolteh de Calcutta: blood’s always better
12:37 AM - Lamsey: well that just took a turn for the disturbing
12:37 AM - GARD->: bolteh, i’m not sure we are on the same page.
12:37 AM - Madre Bolteh de Calcutta: more “shloump”
12:37 AM - Madre Bolteh de Calcutta: i’m pretty fucking sure we are, son
12:38 AM - GARD->: You sir, are very sick then.
12:38 AM - Madre Bolteh de Calcutta: it’s time for your D: face
12:38 AM - GARD->: D:
12:38 AM - Madre Bolteh de Calcutta: o/

[Mango_Assassin]

Bolteh wins again.

[NetWarriorDan]

Sorry guys its all over

Undertaker: dude
Nuclear Dan: what
Undertaker: Uhm are you a modder from black mesa?
Nuclear Dan: yes
Undertaker: I was in the gorup and they were saying
Undertaker: That it had released
Undertaker: So in surprised i was excited looked on the site at downloads
Undertaker: Nothing…
Undertaker: So i asked on group
Undertaker: they accuse me of trolling
Undertaker: now im only 12 but i can google and do all of that and ive been looking for the mod
Undertaker: every sincce i was 0
Undertaker: 9*
Undertaker: im 12 now so
Undertaker: ive been waiting 3 years and all
Undertaker: and i havent found a download site
Nuclear Dan: Its not out
Nuclear Dan: Believe me. We want it out as much as you do
Undertaker: Well then
Undertaker: why did DenDrio
Undertaker: And rebecca
Undertaker: tell me
Undertaker: it was out
Undertaker: it released
Undertaker: Den told me to ask on forums
Undertaker: for the files
Undertaker: I knew thgey were lying
Nuclear Dan: Because they get asked all the time and they’re sick of it
Undertaker: Well thanks to your members you just lost a member and fan of your fucked up mo
Undertaker: d
Undertaker: btw im going to tell everyone
Undertaker: as much as i can
Undertaker: how bad
Undertaker: your litte clan is
Undertaker: and your mod
Undertaker: they can all rot in hell
Undertaker: Im just a person looking to find if black mesa
Undertaker: was released
Undertaker: but NO i got a big fat lie
Undertaker: from a bunch of losers
Nuclear Dan: I’m sorry you think I’m responsible for what everyone says in the chat