And someone has always eaten all the donuts!
Other cons may include, cockroaches, soda machines malfunctioning and only serving Gordon Freeman, and monsters with long tounges that may be mistaked for light fixtures.
BlackMesa. From what I understand, the retirement plan at Aperature Science sucks.
But people keep eating all the donuts
Aperture…
Coz no one will ever blow up my microwave casserole.
EDIT: Black Mesa… coz they were winning against aperture for grant money.
Black Mesa: RPGs, experimental weaponry, smgs, machine guns, grenades, pistols and the most powerful weapon ever created, crowbars.
Aperture Science: Portal gun
I think I would rather work for Black Mesa.
Off-topic: Why the hell the army didn’t try covering up Glados too?
Black Mesa - There is no cake, but at least you won’t be baked.
Well at least they don’t lie to you like at Aperture
who needs trams when you have a fucking portal gun you can use anywhere?
But Black Mesa’s computers easily crashes…
Black Mesa seems so ghetto compared to Aperture but Aperture is too white and that would get annoying after a while.
Can I just work there?
The chance of death for either company is very high.
BM - resonance cascade, toxins, headcrabs and zombies, military, special forces, gman and his bomb, etc.
AS - glados, toxins, machinery, gas, energy balls, etc.
I’m sure you could name 100 other things that can kill you.
For me gravity gun wins over the portal gun. (this would make a cool mod - gravity gun vs portal gun)
There was no grav gun in Black Mesa
You mean the ties that are Faaabulous?
It’s actually a tough call, mostly because you don’t get to see more than 5 actual rooms of Aperture that aren’t test labs or maintenace hallways. Black Mesa, despite the RC, seems to be a lot larger and more interesting in terms of actual locations and equipment. I mean you launch a missile into orbit in Half-Life, then proceed to an alien world via teleportation - talk about a busy day at work. Black Mesa for sure, especially 'cause red ties are Faaabulous no matter what the haters say.
Black Mesa, Because…
these vending machine so i can drink soda, and step on these goddamn roaches then mess with someone’s email.
Don’t forget the casaroll.
aperture - they have a better theme song
Quoting Freeman’s Mind doesn’t make you clever, just unoriginal. And to a lesser extent, obsessed.
Aperture - What people don’t seem to get is that the workers aren’t the ones who are tested on, the subjects that the workers ruthlessly stalk, knock out, and kidnap are! I would also prefer Pre-GLaDOS era. I prefer being able to watch my subjects get disintegrated than a computer do it for me.