I happen to have seen many signs of the coming apocalypse.
The biggest one was that a girl talked to me of her own free will.
to tell you to fuck off and stop looking at her, right?
no, actually. She was like
My friends faces spontaneously combusted.
Hate to break it to you, but she thinks you’re a loser.
But I guess you’re still right.
Hate to be one of the people to break it too you man, but those are usually the “crazy” ones. They basically say YOUR MY FRIEND!! YAY!!! Then when you try to talk to them again, they say “Ummm… like, who ARE you?”
Unless of course, it may change slightly if you did something near here beforehand i.e something funny, or appealing, that may have affected her view of you.
yall are childish as fuck
Hey, I’m just sayin’…
no they go im your friend fo life and then they go umm whats ur credit card number and whats your name again?
they usually go hi i dont even exist who are you taking to you cant talk to air
how do you breathe it then
breathe?
Do you think that’s air you’re breathing?
I’m not breathing at all.
Probably those sticks in your nose.
jpg avatars don’t breathe, only gif ones
what is the matrix?
pencil cases don’t breathe, silly
Secret government weather/mind control devices obviously…
I always roflmao at “our air supply”