Biozeminade Speculation Thread

Just what were the mysteriously oft-hinted at, yet oh-so good looking Biozeminades? If you have any information, please post here! What did they look like? (Artist concepts a must.) What were their attacks like? And just why were they cut? Please help unravel this age-old riddle!

Here’s what we know so far:

The Biozeminades was a enemy in HL2 that was cut after the hack. The Biozeminades had the power to make itself look good and you had to kill it with spray paint.

Testimony: “…it has a few new enemies named ‘biozeminades’ which can make themselves look good, and you have to kill them with spray paint… i hope that the biozeminades are as good as people say they are.”

They never existed. They were referred to/created in a player review of the leak waaayyyy back in 03.

Er

Excuse me?

EDIT: fuck off, medevilae

what is this I dont even

His post is rather confusing, but it was an enemy that could make itself look like a friendly, and you had to discern whether or not to kill it.

Just from hearing about the idea you can tell it’s BS.

It sounds like a drink.

It sounds like a rumor made up by the fanbase. It sounds way too lame to be real.

And already this thead is full of buzzkill. I guess I’m going to have to spell it out…

[COLOR=‘Black’]Make shit up. It’s supposed to be bs. It’s all based on some indecipherable “review” someone wrote of a HL2 strategy guide. I thought we could have some fun with it.

Sarcasm and good intentions won’t get you far in text based forums on the internet.

:frowning:

What the fuck is this shit

Due mostly to the lack of expression that can be shown in text as far as sarcasm goes, not so much to the idea of the thread.

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