Baby DJ School (yes you read that right)

Can someone get me a fork, so I can stick in my eye?
This article speaks for itself:
https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/lifestyle/2013/09/toddlers-taking-a-spin-on-the-dj-turntable/.

OW MY BRAIN

oh my god this is stupid

Jesus H. tap dancing Christ, this is the stupidest god damn thing I have ever seen in my life.

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This is cool IMO

Why? Why would people do this to their children?

Teach em motor skills and rhythm and shit while also giving them a head start over toddler djs duh

i don’t see how this is anything but a 21st century equivalent to teaching your offspring to operate a vcr or a grand piano. Y’all crumb bums are just mad because you associate djs and turntables with cultures you don’t approve of. Somewhere in the back of your brains you think introducing them to this tech will make them bad spellers. xenophobic fucknerds

Music Production and DJing are two different things. If you wanted to teach your kid how to make the future of music, then sit your kid in front of FL Studio or Ableton.

Are you gonna tell me there’s something more sophisticated about sitting a toddler in front of their geek fuck dad’s computer than letting them scratch the heck out of a record

I’m just going to leave this video here made by Vice, regards to the name title of this thread I made.
Enjoy :wink:

I just don’t get it. I mean, fine if you want to have early education in music (whether it be a classical instrument or a new one like DJ equipment, synthesizer or be it actual software), but this just seems to me like a trend for rich fuckers to show-off, like designer clothes for the little ones or something. If you want to fuel your kids creative channels, give them some pots and spoons and let them have a little fun. I bet they get the same sounds as scratching over vinyl or randomly hitting keys or turning controllers :retard:

i’m always amazed at all the shit parents buy their children when they would be just as happy with a stick and a box

My thoughts exactly. It’s not that stupid in and of itself, but in practice it ends up being bullshit.

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