With your inferior palate, you would never appreciate the quality and finesse of a good spiritual alcoholic drink anyway.
i love aristocats :3
A bowl of rice, some vegetables, and fruit will be adequate enough, thank you.
Good luck being no more than just an adequate human being.
Now can I get some relevant questions in here? Not that I expect you people to ever pose as relevant to me.
One more question MASHTAH. If you were to spit on me, how long would it take to hit me from that height? 
It would take forever, but if it were to hypothetically hit you on your dirty face, it would be both a privilege and a once in a lifetime event. At least my pristine saliva would help clean your face of all that dirt.
Oh thank you for your kindness MASHTAH!
Hey wait, wouldn’t that mean you babtized me?
I’VE BEEN BABTIZED BY MASHTAH!! :retard:
Don’t let that go up your head, kid. You’re still just some irrelevant peasant.
So, how do your delusions of grandeur feel?
YESH MASHTAH. 
Certainly better than your feelings of inadequacy and lack of self-esteem.
I wouldn’t call them delusions, by the way, only someone of your social status would think that.
Yes, yes, I bet you think you’re all high and mighty. It’s a pity that you’re wallowing in the filth with the rest of us. But, anything to deny reality, amirite?
I do not think I’m all high and mighty.
I am high and mighty. I was born that way and will die that way.
If you think otherwise, then it is you who is denying reality.
How does it feel to know that the proletariat will rise to overthrow you soon?
did someone say, aristocats?
Repeatedly.
I know they didn’t, except pants, because as soon as I saw this thread I pressed ctrl+f aristocats and went through it.
Okay, they implied it repeatedly.
so now im a the huh
Oh rinky tinky tinky. :3