You’ve never received oral sex from my mom. I’ve heard some tales.
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What She said.
Suck on your thumb for a while and tell me how it tastes…unless it tastes like your lunch, then I suggest washing them first.
Fuck this thread is getting srs 
Super Serial.
I have an additional suggestion: Play with yourself for a while (watching some lesbian porn might help) and cover your thumb in pre-cum before sucking on it. That’s actually pretty close to what I imagine a cock tastes like. Righty, Elpants?
Oh my…dude I know you have no problems with homosexuality but… When or why do you think about things like this?
LOL^_^…I guess, never tried it myself, but if gets someones rocks off, more power to them 
You imagine what cock tastes like?
Not to put too fine a point on it, but I wouldn’t consider the mouth to be dirtier than someones arse 
Also, soap and toothpaste for feck’s sake!
I didn’t think it up - I just wondered one day why my girlfriend so much loved the taste of that juice, so when I masturbated and got my thumb wet by accident, I took a chance and licked it up. It tasted pretty salty, but very good actually.
Can’t blame me for trying. If you had a girlfriend that got so high on precum and sperm as mine, you’d wonder as well. And my curiosity often gets the best of me.
I already told I had a homosexual experience in my puberty, even if there was no real sex involved - I guess that makes me potentially bisexual. Though I have never again known a guy that aroused me or made me wanna touch him, let alone touched by him.
Maybe I am “barely bisexual” - like I said. Estimated 5 % homosexuality and 95 % heterosexuality in me. I guess. And I am open-minded and open-hearted enough to freely announce it. I am not ashamed of my sexual curiosity. It’s one of my most dominant traits. I wouldn’t be ME if it wasn’t that way.
I realize many of you might find that disgusting. But you’d maybe find it arousing if I was a girl - so I see a double standard there. And that’s nothing I can take serious enough to be offended.
I’ve never heard someone quantify their sexuality like that.
Cum, srs bsns!
Sorry if that was too offensive to anybody. Didn’t mean to. I am just used to talk very openly about such things, as my girlfriend and I use to communicate a lot about sexuality.
That’s unusually pedantic of you, Max.
Also, don’t worry, Dansen. This is a topic about sexuality, so anything like that isn’t exactly inappropriate.
Sorry 'bout the delay.
Associating the word.
If you know your scripture, you would know that it really isn’t prohibited in Christianity. I’d go into more detail, but the fact of the matter is that a lot of the passages that refer to it are a bit sketchy. For example, the laws in Leviticus, if you read them all, are really quite ridiculous and no Christian today pays them any mind besides the homosexuality one - it’s a pick-and-choose scenario. Many later parts in the Bible refer to many of the laws of the Old Testament being null and void to us now.
Jesus never said anything about homosexuality, and considering that he was more concerned about people being kind, accepting one another, and being true to whom we love. The only reason people think homosexuality is a sin is because people try and use Christianity as a way to legitimize their hate towards things they don’t understand. That, to me, is the abomination.
To ostracize someone just because they happen to love a different gender than you do, and to deny them rights is incredibly not Christ-Like. Especially when all the while using your religious texts that were intended to be a moral standard that would serve it’s followers in living their lives as a manual for intolerance.
Apatheist.
IMO, yes.
Kind-of, sort-of, not really. Hands are rough, cock has a much nicer texture.
As far as the “anal sex is dirty” comments are concerned, it really isn’t. If you know what you’re doing, 99% of the time there’s absolutely nothing in there that’s remotely dirty. Concerning bacteria, there’s more in the mouth and on the hands than in the anus.
I’m also completely blunt about sexual questions, so no worries about asking those, they’re not awkward in the slightest.
Also if you butt it.
I fixed it.
Doesn’t your anus also have shitloads (no pun intended) of enzymes and stuff that’re really good for you?