Title says it all.
From my mom: nail biting.
From my dad: easily angered.
life
In Thailand there was a butler guy in the restroom of a club I was in, and while I was washing my hands he started giving me a neckrub, and I was like yeah ok this is pretty sweet, then he picked me up from the waist and made my back make a crack noise, then he twisted my head to the left, crack, then to the right, crack. After the ordeal was over, he started pointing at the tip jar, so I threw in a few baht and ran out as fast as I could. To be honest, it felt pretty good, the crack sound only makes you think it’ll hurt, but it doesn’t.
To this day, I snap my neck every now and then.
edit: I inherited the habit from a butler guy.
Dad: The ability to fight quite well, boxing etc. Got a thick head i think haha.
Mum: The ability to be shit at all sports that use a ball. I suck at football so bad its embarrassing haha. I mean really bad, my dad used to say i have two left feet when it comes to football. My brother however is very good.
the ability to make very loud farting sounds with my palms.
God-tier genetics
I’m a sarcastic fuckhead like my father.
lazyness and the ability to forget things right after doing them
wait no thats weed
my good looks I guess 
HEY GUYS I DO WEED OH MAN ITS WAY HARDCORE
Mom: Worrying about shit to the point of not doing it if there is a chance of failure
Dad: Enjoying telling people I know more than them and also being terribly sarcastic
So am I. I also clear my throat the same way my dad does. And from my mom, I’ve inherited the technique of scooping cookie dough using two spoons instead of one of those pussy dough scoops.
Mom: The occasional snort when I laugh.
Dad: I do these weird finger movements when I’m not paying attention. People have pointed it out so many times.
I don’t know who my parents are, you insensitive prick.
Yeah, it’s tough being captured at a young age and forced into the circus.
I’ve got my father’s nose and my mother’s obsession with removing other people’s body parts.
Father: tendency to talk loudly without realizing it and his temper(and I resent both of these traits)
Mother: My pale skin
I only inherited their good points - unless you count the loud talking, or the sarcasm, or the singlemindedness, or the tendency to overthink everything, or worry… crap, I think I need therapy. 
I apparently inherited a lot more from my aunt than my parents (Her snark, for one).
the ability to let a small part of one’s life grow into something all-encompassing taking precedence over all other pursuits and ambitions until it finds recognition and total contact with one’s heart or leads one to complete and utter failure and misery in their unattainably monolithic goal
I lol’ed
Alcoholism.