Are some of you familiar with water births? It’s a form of childbirth in which the mother is supported in a birthing pool so that the child is delivered into the warm water. The baby hasn’t been exposed to oxygen yet. I wondered, what would happen if you would keep the baby underwater? The baby could probably live its whole life underwater, as long as it’s not exposed to oxygen. Some people say that there is probably a limit, but we wouldn’t know because no one has researched this. What do you guys think?
wth?
Bring me your children.
That’s not how evolution works. And if it’s in the water I think you’re referring to, then yes it has been exposed to oxygen. I always figured you weren’t the sharpest tool in the shed.
herpity derp derp
And what exactly is the advantage of this?
Por isso parei de usar LSD
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random portuguese joke
golden
San, don’t get ahead of him there he won’t be able to catch up. You have to make it nice and simple for him to understand.
Random Brazilian joke.
brazilian is not a language
this thread is balls
This thread is now about balls? Okay.
Don’t you hate it when you take a dump and your poo makes a spash, causing water to hit your ass and you feel your genitals tighten up?
your genitals tighten up when something touches your ass
you are so gay man
Or you know, my body functions like it should, because apparently you don’t lack proper nerves in your ass.
hahaha this
except my ass
anonymity is a wonderful thing
omg. I cant wait to pull up this thread tomorrow to see where it went while I was gone at work. :lol:
…no one passed sex ed here did they?
Upon releasing a turd into the toilet, the energy released causes a small quantity of water to be projected into the air. This water usually strikes the genital area. One must take preliminary caution by positioning a small piece of toilet paper upon the surface of the water before projecting the turd into the toilet. This piece of paper will absorb the impact of the turd, thus ensuring the safety of your genitals.
Thank you, and have a very safe, and productive day.
Hey… that is my line!