The cake is a lie. 3.14159265 is a constant.
but pi isn’t pie
Pi is Pie
yo dawg i herd u liek pi so…
Anyway glad to hear we’re all in agreement about Gabe Newell being the greatest
In all seriousness, if I were to choose a religion based soley on how bad ass it is, I’d probably choose Hinduism simply because of all the kick ass stories they have about gods fighting gods in ancient god dogfights and all that fun stuff. Though that is all I really know about Hinduism, so probably a bad thing to choose it for that reason?
God. Can’t beat the original.
The Abrahamic “God” wasn’t the original.
I’m going to start a religion with four gods to worship: Yahweh, Jehovah, Allah, and Elohim.
Maybe this guy…
I see wut u did thar…
Also: “Sucellos, the ‘good striker’ is usually portrayed as a middle-aged bearded man, with a long-handled hammer, or perhaps a beer barrel suspended from a pole.” (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Celtic_pantheon#Gods_with_hammers)
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Crom Obviously. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V30tyaXv6EI At one point Conan said that it is best not to even pray to Crom, for even drawing his attention would lead Crom to fuck your day up.
A: Mammon
Reason: The cash
Cthulhu
Ross Scott’s Gordon Freeman. I’d totally go fetch his holy drugs.
Just for those that don’t know, Allah and Yahweh are one and the same.
BUT, I would pick God as my chosen God of worship. Just like now.
God, because… He performs great miracles. He sacrificed his only son for US. And He saved us… Those who do not worship the One God, Jesus Christ, and the Holy Spirit… If you do not WORSHIP any of them what so ever… then your just worshipping demons… Jews are safe, Muslims are safe, Roman-Catholics are safe.
I worship McDonalds. Am I safe?
If you believe seriously as a believer in an Abrahamic God that ANY other religion is right then you are not a true believer in your faith, because as a Jew you don’t believe that Jesus was the son of God and you also don’t believe in the words of the prophet Mohammad, if you are Muslim you believe that Jesus was not the son of God and you believe in the words of the prophet Mohammad, and as a Roman-Catholic believing anything else after the words of Jesus Christ and his disciples as coming from God is blasphemous.
But then Christianity is the buffet of religions where you get to pick and choose from a bunch of rules what you want to believe.
God created every man equal.
If it weren’t for that I;d be a Big Tasty with extra bacon.